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Edited by Ambo:
2/6/2016 3:50:34 AM
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What not to say at a funeral.
Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral.
The best ideas will be added to this list.
My ideas:
1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE."
2. "This party sucks."
3. "Five bucks he's alive."
4. "Whose birthday is it?"
5. "Another one bites the dust!"
6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable."
7. "He'll wake up soon."
8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!"
9. "He had it coming."
10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go."
Others' ideas:
1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf)
2. "Hey, I think he's moving"
*Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin*
"Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth )
3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin )
4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75)
5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar)
6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622)
7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)
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#Offtopic
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Oops, forgot to check his body for loot
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Your insurance won't cover that
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Edited by VozAlta: 2/1/2016 5:42:49 PM[b]"Good thing it's a closed casket, because [i]man[/i] was he ugly!"[/b]
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Hey guys. Let's celebrate. That guy was a douche anyways
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*slap face* WAKE UP, DICK! *whispers* Where's my $300?
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It was just a prank bro
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8 RepliesAt least I have a higher K/D than him now.
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I have a boner.
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1 ReplyWhy is everyone so sad? Somebody die or something?
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1 ReplyEdited by OldOnlineID: 2/2/2016 1:17:11 AM*sings highway to hell*
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"Hey..uh...buddy, pass the weed"[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Top kek
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When do we get food?
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My friends and me have a secret pact to either play 5000 ways to die or shout "DONT WORRY I HAVE BEGUN THE QUEST FOR THE DRAGON BALLS!" Simply because we find the thought of old versions of us doing that funny.
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Sooooo, how long is it going to take? That tux was a rental and I am not gonna wait another 3 hrs before returning it.
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Edited by Guardian2798: 2/1/2016 8:47:39 PM"Pssst...You think he left me something in the will?"
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Well, i will kill some more of your relatives now. Bye!
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"This got me hard"
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Now I can't do a sacrifice, he's already dead
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Ooh my favorite type *unzips pants*
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I put the, "fun" in funeral
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"So is this going to be like a game of hide and seek, Because I forgot where they're burying him."
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Fake and gay
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This party is dead.
