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Edited by Merican Aaron:
1/22/2016 7:52:25 AM
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Weekly Update 1/21
Hi Deej here!
We're back!
We're listening!
We're working on stuff!
Here's some YouTube videos that other people have made!
Here's an interview with a streamer nobody's ever heard of!
See you next week for more of the same!
DeeJ out.
[b]Edit:[/b] This post was made before the update was released as a joke and unfortunately was slightly accurate
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#Destiny
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Fusion rifle range and stability reduced 20%
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This was pretty much this update Do you help Deej write these?
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4 RepliesI predicted a Valentine's Event the day before the update, cracked me up. I'm also predicting events around these holidays: Easter - egg hunting in patrol! Independence Day - fireworks consumables! Return of the Festival of the Lost - more masks! Thanksgiving - umm... tons of food consumables?
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1 ReplyBumpf for accuracy
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Slightly accurate?? Well Done Nostradamus. PM me the next Power Ball numbers will ya??
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6 RepliesI don't get why people are so distraught over the update. Why are people mad? Is it because: Iron Banner is rift? We're getting an event for V-day? The lag issues are getting due attention? People just complain for the sake of complaining.
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2 RepliesDestiny is made for you tubers and twitch streamers now all hail the 1%.
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3 RepliesSeriously. I don't give a -blam!- about some nerd streamers that suck at the game. In what world do they think this will make me want to play more. -blam!-ing twitch losers that play the game for 20 hours a day. Cmon. No one gives a shit that u live in ur moms basement
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take all the games "rich story" and lore out of the game and put on grimoire cards....and put in... Valentine's day. amazing.
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There's stuff! We're working on stuff! We're excited! You should be excited too! Watch these videos! Stay tuned in the coming weeks for more stuff! Be excited! - Deej out
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My Bungie Weekly Update 1/22/16
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-blam!-ing cracked me up.... Valentine's day ? What in the boiling hell is wrong with Bungie? Im a Guardian, not a tender loving Guardian on the search for "true" love and all that shit. Im searching for better weapons and gear... God dammit!
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2 RepliesThis is crap
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Lame! that's my one word answer to content in Bungie's update.
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He has the magic of prediction the future tell me will the next update just be as shit?
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3 RepliesLol, nailed it. Best part is it looks like this post came out before they released the actual update. They should hire you to take over. Well done.
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1 ReplyI'll save you all time and give the short timeline Feb 9- red and white fest begins. (Save yourself time and just get new monarchy shaders.) Feb 11- Seeing how Fapstock (whatever they are calling this) is failing, they will release info about the big update. And that update will be -more nerfing...I mean "balancing" -6 more old exotics. (And the reign of Dreg's promise begins) -vanguard will sell armor parts -no new content or raid fixes March - announcement that the last thing was just an update, new content is coming April - official announcement and information along with a name like "goblet of fire" or "Toland and Osiris's Bogus Journey." Hopefully "Cade-6's Day Off." May - released DLC with a couple missions and the remaining exotics they showed for TK back in August. (Shit like warlock boots and fire thunderlord) June - the burned out masses from "St. 14's Fire" expansion clamor for more. Turns out people weren't THAT into shank jousting. July - announcement that a sequel is coming Destiny 2: More Destinier August - cue up empty promises, unanswered questions and tripling preorder bonuses so the preorders roll in. September - new game releases, also turns out we don't get most of our exotics, not many new ones, all our old armor can't be increased, is only 1/3 the new max light level. October - someone bumps this after they get bored raiding to kill Oryx's Dad with the tag #nailedit
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8 RepliesEdited by VULFDREK: 1/21/2016 9:51:54 PM[quote][b]Deej:[/b] Very soon, we’ll have more to share about a second, larger game update that will arrive sometime after February. There are more stories about 2016 that remain to be told, and you’ll learn more as soon as I get my own anxious hands on the full and final details. Same goes for the rest of the February update...[/quote] I hate to sound like one of those guys, but I got from the update was "blah blah blah future content, big stuff happening, no time to explain...". They took a whole month off just to come back with a Valentines Day event? Seriously, Beta and day 1 here.....Bungie, this is why people keep saying your game is dying.
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2 RepliesThis couples thing is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard...people spend time going on dates and having sex on Valentine's Day not playing in a shitty laggy crucible
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What cracks me up is that your update was better than the actual one.
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Best summary ever.
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1 ReplyAnd then we get a fûcking valentines day event that prompts us to buy more silver.
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See...now I feel like crap because I don't have a girlfriend. Have fun I'm just gonna play destiny by myself..*sniffles*
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1 Reply[quote]"The Bungie Weekly Update will return on 1/21. Not a major reveal, but a preview of our February Update. More to come..." - Bungie[/quote] We should all be worried when weekly updates are time gated
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ha ha I read this before I read the actual update. The whole time while reading the update I was like "wow, that guy had it spot on!" Basically nothing is going on... but Bungie is "doing stuff"
