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1/19/2016 11:57:39 PM
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If your girlfriend/wife was a destiny weapon
What would be her name?
[spoiler]baby you're 'Not Like The Others'[/spoiler]
English
#Destiny
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21 Replies[quote]Tell her this. You may get her back... Maybe this will be The First Curse but... I'll be the Ice Breaker. I have a Obsidian Mind and I'm gonna give you the Truth. I'm not a Vex offender but Baby I'm feeling really Thorny. Because you already gave me a Hard Light. We don't need a Chaperone. We can just go back to my place in Monte Carlo And use Fabians Stratagy, The Ram, or The Stag maneuver While listening to the Ace of Spades. Now with your Grips of No Tomorrow, Grab my Ghallahorn and watch the wolf pack rounds explode. I'm the Lord of Wolves for a reason;) I don't have a Black Hammer, And I feel the need to mention I don't have Patience and Time, so you'll always see me coming. While I would never say Don't Touch Me, I need to know: Are you like the Templar and have Harpies? Or do you have the Red Death? Cause if not, I'd love to see your Dark Below. Just let your Nexus open, Move your Gatekeeper, And I'll eat your Lucky Rasberry, cause I got the Hunger of Crota. Just warn me before you Necrogasm. Hopefully my Luck In The Chamber works But don't worry about Hereafter, Cause I've got some Super Good Advice. It's not like we have No Back Up Plans, we'll just use Plan C. Maybe next time we can have the Shield Brothers over and they could strike you. If you're into it, The Third Man can watch as you give me the Oracles delight. Needless to say but this may have been our Destiny to meet here. Until next time, you can have The Last Word.[/quote]
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Has poopy diaper come out yet? Always on your ass and full of shit
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Her name be: Imaginary Not real Fake [spoiler]lik if u cri evry time[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesLDR 5001[spoiler]no one explain it. Either get it or don't.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHas 'nagging bitch' been released yet?
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Edited by BringMeTHYBooty: 1/22/2016 12:12:27 AMUp for anything. ]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The Bad Jew Jew
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2 RepliesRed Death...well at least one week out of the month.
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Hand cannon. 😜
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3 RepliesMy sex life is like xûr I only come once a week and it's usually a disappointment
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2 RepliesDoctor nope. Cuz whenever I say let's call one of your girlfriends she's all like NOPE. seriously marriage is like a deck of cards......at first all you need is a pair of hearts and a diamond and by the end you wish for a club and a spade.....
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23 RepliesThis is a tough one. Early in our marriage, my wife would have been "Up for Anything." Lately? More like "Unwilling Soul."
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"These are the Cubans baby, these are the cohivas, the monte cristos. This is a kinetic kill sidewinder vehicle with a secondary cyclo trimetholyene trinitromene rdx burst. It's capable of busting the bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter it would write a book. A book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in Crayon. And it would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower, this is my rockmonanov's 3rd, my pieta. It's completely elegant. It is bafflingly beautiful. And it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it the ex-wife." - Hammer, Iron Man 2
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Ruin Wake.
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She'd be the MIDA because everyone uses her.
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Gjallarhorn
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Sleeper Simulant
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She is The Last Word, obviously. And No Time to Explain is me.
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 1/21/2016 3:37:52 PMI wanted to say Violator XII, but I realized how some things can be misconstrued. [spoiler]Which is why I still posted this.[/spoiler]
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Any fusion rifle. Nerfed year after year.
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I'm married. Touch of Malice. Perks and all.
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Grasp of Malok
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2 RepliesSleeper Simulant
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Suros Regime. Started out the best ever, now a huge dissapointment.
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1 ReplyEdited by Red Right Hand: 1/21/2016 5:24:22 AMI swear to god... [spoiler][b][u]THE LAST WORD[/u][/b][/spoiler]Hers. Not mine.
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Super Bad Advice
