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Edited by logan678910 65:
1/14/2016 11:47:18 PM
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The school called the police to arrest me.
I've been going around and asking all of the pot heads at my school if they wanted some di-hydrogen monoxide. They, not knowing what it was, said sure and I'm bringing in over 20 bottles to give to them all $3.00 each. Unfortunately, the school not knowing what it is, called the cops after over hearing me talk about it to a student. I'm just hoping that this doesn't get out because if it does, I'll be getting my ass beat for scamming all of them.
Edit: The police just arrived. I told then what it was and they left. I'm now hoping that the information doesn't get out to all of the people I'm selling to.
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#Offtopic
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4 RepliesBruh, H2O has been found in 100% of dead people. It's not a coincidence. Wake up America.
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hahahah
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So sad, the addiction runs strong through all of us.
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At this point my body must be like... 80% made of that stuff It's bad man... Real bad
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2 RepliesThat shit is dangerous dude, everyone who has ever drank is has died.
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27 RepliesDihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
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2 RepliesYour school needs some KNAWLEDGE
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1 ReplyI have about ~8 glasses a day... Do I have a problem?
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Withdraw from that stuff means certain death
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4 RepliesI feel morons deserve to me scammed. Survival of the fittest anyone?
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Dont want that stuff in me
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Dont want that stuff in me
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6 RepliesI don't think you understand the difference between H2O and O2H
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16 RepliesThe government is putting dihydrogen monoxide in our water! This must be stopped ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Water
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6 RepliesLucky you didn't run into me. Im what you call an intelligent marijuana user and happen to know what chemical compounds are called. I would warn all the other people you tried to scam. You should go to jail or at least be scared straight you are scamming people of their money, not cool at all dude.
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DHM has been proven to kill 100% of people who drink it
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Got any more?
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Good lord tell me this is bait because if your school doesn't know what H2O is then how are you sure they're teaching you the right things at school huh?
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I don't get it. You're afraid they'll find out early but you're not afraid of when the time comes to hand them the bottle of water? I'd say the dumb one is you. Of course if even the teachers and police didn't know what it was you must live in a pretty stupid town with pretty stupid teachers so I wouldn't expect you to have much intelligence.
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Riiiiiight
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Good, you filthy black boy
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2 RepliesEdited by FalconNCE: 1/15/2016 7:37:47 PMLooks like the school needs an education. [spoiler]don't believe it though $3 for a water bottle come on.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Space: 1/15/2016 11:25:13 PMSlick.
