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Edited by A 7th Spectrum:
1/12/2016 9:05:51 PM
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So I was approached by two level 5s (Very touching story)
So I was on patrol and I was messaged by two level 5s asking for help.
[spoiler]I ignored them and went to Mars :)[/spoiler]
Edit: amazing how no one understands what a satire is
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#Destiny
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Whats a satire???
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You monster! [spoiler];) [/spoiler]
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[i]Brought a tear to my eye...[/i]
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13 RepliesEdited by OLDSCRATCH4: 1/13/2016 1:00:58 AMLast night I went to the Steppes and waited on top of the building to the right of the spawn, and sat there with my raid launcher (with cluster bombs)....and waited for some level 3s to spawn in. As they spawn in you see them looking around in wonder, probably wondering which way to go or just admiring the area. BOOM!, then BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! again, when the cluster bombs go off. Yup, I fired right at their feet. BOOM! Again I fire! Then Again and agian! Now the poor guy (or girl) is running in circles scared shitless, having no idea what's going on. Yeah, that was fun. Anyway after they ran and hid in a cave, I came down and explain what happened. Then I showed them some chests (that they could reach with their cute little bitty jumps). I explained what they need to do and how to do it (and what not to do). We went our own ways. Think I'm gonna do it again tonight. Now that I think about it I might try it with Dragons Breath.
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Don't worry they can just pay to become level 20 and go the Mars with you.
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1 ReplyEdited by GarrisonWhite2: 1/14/2016 8:21:02 AMLol I got it.
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1 ReplyEdited by Majora: 1/14/2016 1:50:59 PMNo satire tag. No clever [u]underlining[/u] or [b]Bolding[/b] of the letters S,A,T,I,R,or E. Wow. I guess people can't read minds to identify satire posts. gg op
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3 RepliesYou're edit broke my brain YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SATIRE IS!!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS NOTHING SATIRICAL ABOUT YOUR POST!!!!!!!! At best it was amusing to someone under 10. At its worst it was unoriginal and followed up with an ignorant cover up. Wo....kind of lost it there. I'm sorry I'm not mad at you I just kind of snapped when I saw another person misunderstand satire is. Can we still be friends?
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6 RepliesEdited by BuckTeefKeef: 1/12/2016 8:39:20 PMReading through that last touching paragraph i will admit a solitary tear did roll down my cheek! 10/10. This is a must read! The 7th Spectrum is clearly a talented, and passionate writer. Through this tale of deep anguish with a tear jerker of plot you will be taken in and pulled at bullet speed pace through a rollercoaster of emotions. With the upcoming sequel in the works watch this space. I feel with mirrored success this talented new writer The 7th Spectrum could sprout wings and fly to stardom. [spoiler]gud story, brah![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI had a level 5 and level 8 jump me in the cosmodrome. I think they didn't want me in shooting ads because they were trying to fill bounties. I can understand this and was going to pass on through, but they were pretty relentless melee striking and shooting at me. What a surprise it was for them when I climbed on my sparrow and squashed them against rocks and walls. A few T bags later I left.
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1 ReplyThat's not satire. It's just funny
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16 RepliesOne time I saw a low level guy in the moth yards and shot at him with the queenbreakers for like 10min to make him think a vandal was around lol
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Edited by ExtraMusician19: 1/13/2016 8:59:59 PM[b]/// You have violated the [url=http://tr-8r.com]code of loyalty[/url] and will be met with sick spins \\\[/b]
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1 Replyyou touched 2 level 5's? im calling chris hansen!!!
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1 ReplyThat was me
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Level 7 asked for help in tower, didn't know what to do. I kindly told him to leave me alone cause I was just there for bounties, bitch spams me till I block him....
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1 ReplyNext time invite them to you're fireteam and then boot them! Forcing them to fly back again teehee :D
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1 ReplySuch an inspiration, I'm going to follow your example.
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1 Reply#No Chill
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1 ReplyA 258 sent me a voice message asking to help him with PoE 35. I ignored him. [spoiler]I was on my way to do PoE[/spoiler]
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Savage
