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Edited by Cleric Blake:
1/8/2016 9:47:25 PM
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How to ask a girl for her number
So on Friday i'm going to ask this girl in my Geometry class for her number. We've never really talked before besides maybe me asking her a question about a problem a couple times and small talk once. I was wondering if any of you on here have any good openers or have experience with doing this.
Edit: I got the number
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Claps for op
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*gets the number* N***a we made it ayyyyyyy
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Roll up her sleeve. Has anyone done that yet?
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Toast/envelope method obviously GG skrub
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3 Easy Steps 1. Get Paid 2. Get Laid 3. Gatorade
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1 ReplyAcquire sick ride. Add license plate with missing digits. Crash sick ride through wall. Walk up to her. Say "may plate is missing a few digits, yours." Catch her as she falls for you. Put her in the bathtub. Cut out her kidney. ???? Profit.
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1 Reply[quote]hey baby are you from heavan? Because I've always wanted to bone an angel[/quote]
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The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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Use sign language, no?
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1. Toast/envelope 2. ??? 3. Profit
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4 RepliesEveryone has a game they're new to or suck at. If she's a gamer, help her out with a game she sucks at. Then she will see you as a legend! You will feel like a god! And when you have enough evidence that she likes u, make ur move. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Destiny is a shitty game, but if ur playing it with a gf, it's amazing. Especially if she's a noob. Because if she's like "This nightfall is so hard!" Then u can be like "Well my dick is harder!" [b]BOOM!!![/b] You slay the boss with your exotic sword!!! And chop it into sushi!!!!!!! Then she's like "My hero!" Then u get laid. The End. Hers. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Here's what I did: 1. Go to the largest New Year's Eve party in Tokyo. 2. Become heavily inebriated. 3. Locate an attractive female. 4. Make out with said attractive female. 5. Ask for her number. It's that simple.
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1) Walk up to girl. 2) Converse. 3) Tell her she's really pretty; ask for number. If she rejects you, [b]don't[/b] act butthurt.
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6 RepliesYou: Oh hi (her name) it looks like you dropped something Her: what? You: your standards, so what is your number?
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"Ayyyo ma lemme get yo number"
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Drop a dope pickup line and then ask her to rate it on a scale of (000) 000-0000 to (999) 999-9999
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Edited by LittleLionMan: 1/8/2016 5:06:30 PMGive a math problem in a trig equation that equals out to your phone number on the shape... You could also act dumb and seek out her smarts on the topic at hand and get her to be your tutor... Even if you have a question about a problem.
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1 Reply"ey b0ss, can i habe da #'s?" Do it like that, and you get bonus points.
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Be an alpha which this community lacks
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Show her a dick pic you took of yourself and say their is more of that to come if I can get you number. 3/10 times that works
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If you were a lifeguard and I was drowning would you give me your number ?
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Just say that you want to get to know her better
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1 ReplyDon't
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1 ReplyBe confident make eye contact and just ask. If your charisma is too low drink alcohol and/or do chems.
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Keep eye contact and stand up straight, look confident, be nice, smile Simple
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"Can I have your number" Best.line.eva
