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Your best (or worst) jokes.
Tell me your best jokes. Or your worst. I'll rate them.[spoiler]Feel free to rate other's jokes as well. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Edit: Over 115 likes and 1.5k comments. Yah. [/spoiler]
Unbanned!!! Yay!
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5 RepliesEdited by ProjectLionheart: 2/9/2016 1:15:20 PMJust beat it by MJ came on while I was at work. I looked at one of my buddies and was like, this songs about orphans. [spoiler]I forgot he had adopted two kids[/spoiler] Needless to say.... [spoiler]He didn't laugh[/spoiler]
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>be me >have male roommate >neither of us have girlfriends >have sex because it's better than masturbating >get married for economic benefits >adopt a kid so we can have a 3rd bro >having sex >our balls accidentally touch each other >four hours later and he hasn't said no homo Am I married to a f[u]agg[/u]ot? How do I tell our son?
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1 Reply>be me >go to a Christian school >apparently Jews go to our school >walk up to a Jewish kid that I didn't know was Jewish >ask him what's worse than a worm in your apple? >I say the holocaust >he bolts off and I get suspended for a week >¿profited?
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1 ReplyI've just got some blonde paint. It's a bit dim but it's cheap and spreads easily.
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1 ReplyMy dad's sandwich fell in the snow a few days ago. He didn't mind. He likes cold cuts. ... [spoiler]My username is very fitting[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat's the French army's battle cry? [spoiler]RETREAT! RETREAT![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?[spoiler]Aye Matey[/spoiler]
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Last time i told a joke, they all got taken down by ninjas.
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3 RepliesStuttering guy walks into a bar. "I-I-I'd rrrreally like a b-b-beer please?" he said. The bartender goes "Sssssure kid, here ya g-g-go." Another guy at the back yells to the bartender [b]"Hey can ya crank the volume up a bit on that TV?" [/b] [b]"Yeah sure! Here ya go, hows that going? Want another one?"[/b] The bartender replies without stuttering. The stuttering guy goes "He-hey, what the fff-blam!-, m-m-man, why didnt ya stutter?" Bartender replies "It's alright m-m-man, Im just m-m-messing with him"
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True story: *friend is making edgy jokes* *makes edgy jew joke* *kid we're playing with flips his shit and sabotages our efforts to play the game, all the while cosplaying the "That's Racist!" Kid* Edgy Friend: "If you can't take the heat, get out of the oven." *utter silence* *kid leaves* *hysterical laughing ensues*
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6 RepliesC, G, and Eb walk in a bar. The bartender says we don't serve minors here. G angrily tells Eb "I told you to act natural!"
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8 RepliesHow do you get 100 old ladies to say Fuk at one time?[spoiler]Get one to say Bingo[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesWhat's different between a jew and a pizza? [spoiler]pizzas don't scream when you put em in the oven[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a baby and an American football. [spoiler]I can't kick a field goal with a football.[/spoiler]
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You wanna hear a potassium joke? [spoiler]K[/spoiler]
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Im absorbing this thread grand army of the lenny face master race move out ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| /| \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/ |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\ ▼￣＞-―-＜￣▼ Ｙ Ｙ /\ / ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ ＼ ｜ つ ヽつ Gundam Lenny chose shinny lennychu which used volt tackle Lenny Soldiers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny Gunman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny Gunman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny Gunman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) get rekt ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°つ༽ get rekt ╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ \ . . \ \ \ /╰U╯\ __________\"/_________ _ __/"\_____ [ \_____/ [] [] [__\__\_ /_/---,__________()_)_) ,__/____/__, \__, GET TO THE CHOPPA ________( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)____ ███۞███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ _______ _ /________\_ (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ / ヽ_／ \ M.Bison Lenny is back from the gym and ready to kick some ass
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) CHOO CHOO __________ _______ \ / | [] [] [] []| |[] [] |_____| |__ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | | TRAIN ((((( ) |_________ |-₩-|______________/\ OOO--OOO OOO--OOO--OO ALL ABOARD THE LENNY TRAIN I've got so much [$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°;̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) Lenny searches for targets... ͡+ ͜ʖ ͡+) Targets marked for annihilation. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny kills his target. (⌐■_ʖ o) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Terminator Lenny Swiggity ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swooty ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -＿ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! ／ ＼ | 。 。 | ＼ ___ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. 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( \( \ ) ,_. . . . . . . . . . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) { `--.. . . . . . . ./. . (_) `={ \`-._____/`. . .| . `-{. . /. . . -=`\. . . | . . `={. .-= = _/. . ./ . . . .`\. . . ..-'. . . ./` . . . . {`-__.'===,_ . . . . / /`. . . . . . . . .`\\ . . . ./ / . . . `\=" / イ (((ヽ ( ﾉ ￣Ｙ＼ | (＼ ｜ ) ヽ ヽ`( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ノ / ＼ | ⌒Ｙ⌒ / / ｜ヽ ｜ ﾉ／ ＼トー仝ーイ ｜ ミ土彡/ | ｜ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!
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8 RepliesHave you heard the butter joke? Well I [i]butter[/i] not tell you it, because you might [i]spread[/i] it!
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2 RepliesEdited by Clean Joey: 2/9/2016 10:00:38 PMTwo chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist asks the bartender for H2O. The second bartender says "I'll have H2O too." The second chemist dies after.
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5 RepliesWhat do you call a Christian who doesn't eat pork? [spoiler]A Jew![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Hopscotch: 2/9/2016 11:29:58 PMWhat's green and has wheels? [spoiler]Grass. I lied about the wheels.[/spoiler] Whose bigger; Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's Baby? [spoiler]Mr. Bigger's Baby, because he's a little bigger![/spoiler] A man is walking down an alley to his car. He's fumbling for his keys when he hears [i]thump thump[/i]. He turns around but nothing is there. He keeps walking and hears [i]thump thump[/i] again, but now it's louder and closer. He turns to see a coffin behind him, opening and closing the lid. He rushes towards his car, the coffin following him. He can't get his keys in the car to unlock it! The coffin's almost upon him and he runs from it. It gets closer and closer. He throws his keys at the coffin and it slows down. He gets an idea. He throws his wallet at the coffin and it slows down again. He throws an old wrapper and it slows down more. He throws his last little bit of lint at it, leaving him with only a cough drop left. He throws the cough drop... [spoiler]And the coffin/coughing stops.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat's green, yellow, & eats nuts? [spoiler]Gonorrhea.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Burger Luka: 2/10/2016 3:12:35 AMThare wonse wuz a egg. i liek eggs.
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