-I was killed by a hand cannon, please nerf. -I got sniped in crucible today, please nerf. -A scout rifle was fired in my general direction, please nerf. -Shaxx's voice offends me, please nerf. -Venus is too rainy, please nerf. -Cozmo is too friendly, please nerf. -My Destiny disk broke and cut my finger, please nerf. -My dog has terrible gas, please nerf. -Global warming sucks, please nerf. -Trump might become supreme ruler of America, please nerf. -My girlfriend broke up with me and I'm sad, please nerf. My demands are non-negotiable, and since they haven't been met at the time of this posting, I'm swearing off of Destiny and placing curses on all your families. People who find the game fun despite the absence of these nerfs are clearly morons, and I feel a strong urge to regularly remind them of that. I'm off to play Fallout. At least Bethesda cares enough to give us dedicated servers. Edit: Christmas is way too Merry, please nerf!