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Edited by Brandon:
12/25/2015 5:40:50 PM
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My Nerf Wishlist
-I was killed by a hand cannon, please nerf.
-I got sniped in crucible today, please nerf.
-A scout rifle was fired in my general direction, please nerf.
-Shaxx's voice offends me, please nerf.
-Venus is too rainy, please nerf.
-Cozmo is too friendly, please nerf.
-My Destiny disk broke and cut my finger, please nerf.
-My dog has terrible gas, please nerf.
-Global warming sucks, please nerf.
-Trump might become supreme ruler of America, please nerf.
-My girlfriend broke up with me and I'm sad, please nerf.
My demands are non-negotiable, and since they haven't been met at the time of this posting, I'm swearing off of Destiny and placing curses on all your families.
People who find the game fun despite the absence of these nerfs are clearly morons, and I feel a strong urge to regularly remind them of that.
I'm off to play Fallout. At least Bethesda cares enough to give us dedicated servers.
Edit: Christmas is way too Merry, please nerf!
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3 RepliesNerf everything! Let's fight with teddy bears!
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2 RepliesMy Gf only let's me do butt stuff on special occasions. Please nerf. I require this more frequently.
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2 RepliesYou are a baby
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1 ReplyLmao. Community summed up
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8 RepliesMy wife tells me, "you play video games too often" please nerf her also!
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NERF THE GODDÀMN TOMBSHIP TOO!!!
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nerf the ships in the raid. they move to fast
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Yes! Please cripple everything in Destiny, so that I can play it how I want to. I want my guns to only kill with ricochets, just like in the real world :) p.s walking is too fast! please nerf legs....
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- My work is boring and doesn't pay me enough to care, please nerf.
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I like your post but a couple things I would add Nerf shaders especially glowhoo Nerf ships Nerf sprint Nerf slide Nerf melee Nerf shank burn Nerf criptarch Nerf jukebox Nerf green engrams
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5 RepliesI wish nothing in Destiny ever got nerfed from the first day. That everything shot and hit hard af. And exotics still felt like exotics and not just another weapon.
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2 Repliesi am the new boy friend of your ex girl friend. i will nerf your sadness by letting you to spit in my mouth. best regards. Hillbilly Rufus
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Destiny's graphics are to good please nerf back to Nintendo 64
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That's actually the one thing Bethesda can't do right either!
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Sarcasm
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I had a sensible chuckle at this.
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You forgot those darn sparrow horns, they are annoying and take too much fuel, please Nerf, they need a 15 second cool down or something!
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9 RepliesPretty much sums up this community. Always asking for nerfs and no buffs. The reason why the new meta is pulse rifles and snipers. What idiots smh.
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Got a ghost from the nighfall, nerf rnjesus
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Your dog has now been nerfed and won't disturb you again. Best regards. The Cat P.S. Feed me NOW
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Lol rip
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Nerf the halls with balls of tears falalalala la la la la
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Edited by gallp13: 12/24/2015 4:57:58 AMSTREWTH dog nerfed. Man wasn't meant to cohabitate with gassy canines !
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1 Reply[quote] -Trump might become supreme ruler of America, please nerf.[/quote] with you on that lol
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