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12/15/2015 7:05:35 PM
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Explain a film plot badly
Saw this on twitter and thought it'd be fun on OffTopic. I'll start
The Polar Express; a kid goes on a train ride.
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Man goes into space to send his past self into space through a bunch of bookshelves in the middle of a blackhole
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Happy family happy life All of the family dies Man gets revenge
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A guy accidentally bangs his daughter
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1 ReplyThe movie opens to a man's wife being brutally murdered, along with all of her children - except one. The dad and remaining son form a close relationship, but in a twisted turn of events, the son is lost. The father teams up with a mentally unstable woman to help track him down. Meanwhile, the son gets caught by some trappers, and gets brutally abused along with a group of others. In the end, the father and son are re-united. [spoiler]the movie is finding nemo[/spoiler]
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This one guy drove a car
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A 16 year old guy chases a bunch of underage kids who are trying to save the world. [spoiler]Avatar: The Last Airbender[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA kid in a bunny suit shoots himself in they eye with a BB gun and goes to a Chinese resturaunt for Christmas
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Destiny (I know it's not a film, but I feel like adding it anyway). The game developer doesn't have time to explain why it doesn't have time to explain. *Cue the DLC.*
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a guy procures tons of money and a hot gf using magic with his friends.
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26 Replies1. A bunch of retirees create world peace by killing millions. 2. A fake little kid loves his mom, is put through hell, and has a dream. 3. He found a blue rock and then it stopped following the book. 4. There are dead people and he wants Twinkies. 5. You can walk into other's dreams and nothing makes sense for a long time.
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9 RepliesA guy who didn't kill another guy gets blamed for it, and must clear his name by killing more guys.
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3 RepliesEdited by fangfireskull: 1/14/2016 6:42:32 PMSuper friends save the world from Megatron and his tin robot army.
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1 ReplyTalking Frog convinces Son to Kill Father. (Star Wars)
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Parents get a son from their garden. The kid later goes missing, the parents aren't arrested or questioned, and get an Asian daughter instead.
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Kids movie with lame jokes, kick in the balls, annoying kid, product placement, sex joke, fake emotional moment, and final stupid joke where someone get seriously injured. [spoiler]Every Adam Sandler Movie Ever[/spoiler]
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A thief becomes a monk and fights nazïs
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John dies at the end
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3 RepliesEdited by GoFish75: 1/14/2016 7:55:03 PMA dad loses his physically disabled son to a man that likes to shove things in people's mouths, but he later gets him back with another mentally ill friend.
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3 RepliesA 6 year old in a teenager's body doesn't like sand.
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3 RepliesBoat hits Popsicle, ship drowns, fat chick takes up to much room, boy sinks.
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1 ReplyA cripple with a dead brother falls in love with nature and learns to hate his boss.
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Home alone Kid gets left home and parents don't call child services
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A boy has a very interesting father...
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1 ReplyA half nude kid gets stuck on a dingy with a big cat
