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So I was at school one day and I was in the back of my math class on my 3DS playing Super Mario 3D Land
Some idiots were arguing over whether Call of Duty or Halo was better. The one who liked CoD looked at me and asked what I thought.
"Neither. They are both boring modern military shooters with emphasis on graphics. Zelda is better than both"
I don't know why but they thought this was super funny and started laughing. They started talking about how Xbox was so much better than Wii and Wii U. I told them that online gaming and graphics don't matter. It's all about the gameplay and Nintendo makes the best games, plus they innovate, unlike Sony and Microsoft.
They started calling me really mean things and then threatened to beat me up after school. They told everyone about how I liked Nintendo and Zelda and all that fantasy stuff. They said I was gay and I play games for little kids.
I didn't want to seem even weaker than what people already think of me, so I met them near the field where we have recess. I don't know how to fight. Only the Halo guy was there. He punched me so hard you'd think it was the Master Chief himself who hit me. I had bruises all over me and a little cut on my leg by the time he was done with me.
I ran home and shut myself in my room and started to cry. My mother came upstairs and asked me what was wrong . I told her that I got in one little fight, but my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air".
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'Fresh' and there was a dice in the mirror. If anything I'd say that this cab was rare but I thought "Naw forget it, yo homes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To settle my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air.
So I haven't heard from those guys one Facebook or anything so far. Do you guys think I made the right decision?
Edit 1: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT MY TRAGIC STORY 😣😣😣
Edit 2: Seriously guys wtf, this shit is serious :(
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Expected it Still enjoyed it lol
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1 ReplyGr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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1 ReplyAnyone else start singing the words to themselves?
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1 ReplyEdited by Corrick II: 12/3/2015 4:55:59 AMGraduate, go to college, get a job, start a family and grow old. Somewhere in there, probably right after high school graduation, you should forget about those clowns. They mean nothing. (I'm just going by the edits, I get the Fresh Prince joke but I'm erring on the side of caution)
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Maybe you should become a destiny utube streamer. They are cool lololololol
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Lmao. As soon as I read the "one little fight" part, I immediately thought of the fresh prince of bel-air theme song
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Slowly grinned as I realized where this was going. You did not disappoint.
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-blam!-. -blam!-. -blam!-. How did I fall for that, lmfaoooo..
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4 RepliesLet me guess. Satire? I didn't read a single word of this post.
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Doesn't read thread Fight back guardian! Reads thread Hope the architects get you
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Fantastic!..
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This made me smile. Thank you.
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Damnit he got me
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say hello to Carlton for me...
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Well b8 is b8
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Lmao! Well played, sir.
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It's not "settle my throne"
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First, I thought you were a weak, nerdy pusé. And then I realized you are actually my hero. #smellyalater
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I feel like I have seen this before...
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4 RepliesK at first I was like "Thus kid really is stupid he likes Nintendo lol" And then that ending tho
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Thank you for this lmao
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This took a very beautiful turn.
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Not cool.
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1 ReplyGood job, OP. [spoiler]♥ you get a heart.[/spoiler]
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7 Repliesi hate that show