Who can come up with the most useless gun/armour perk?
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#Destiny
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The Scumbag : For every bullet you shoot you take 2X the damage while shooting.
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Edited by LucarioBaaker: 11/28/2015 8:59:12 AMBetrayer: armor peice that allows you to friendly fire on guardians in pve but you do no damage to enemies.
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4 RepliesA chance at glimmer when picking up primary ammo. Oh wait...
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2 RepliesHolding aces 2 random bullets do more damage
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Bungie Headquarters.
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1 ReplyLight of the horizon, whenever your in a sunny map, you take more damage but get glimmer.
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3 RepliesGrunt birthday party.
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[b]Actual Cannon[/b] (hand cannons only): Firing this weapon empties the magazine at once, dealing full damage. Reload time greatly increased. [b]CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP[/b]: This weapon fires continuously while wielded. [b]Got 'Em![/b] Precision kills with this weapon cause your Guardian to dance.
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When any enemy hit Your armor is x2 defense
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3 RepliesJack of All Trades: A kill with this weapon immediately rotates your other equipped gear. Basically every time you get a kill it will equip a new weapon or armor piece from your inventory in every slot. Includes shaders and emblems.
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2 RepliesEdited by Obeonix: 11/28/2015 1:11:58 AMThe rude: this gun fires an infinite stream of blanks. They do no damage except and it fires in bursts. This gun requires no reload. The sound that emanates goes something along the lines of; Dudu dududu dudududududududu Long story short it fires a sandstorm of bullets....
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6 RepliesEdited by TheBlazenReaper: 11/27/2015 11:32:41 PMYou get 3 free upgrade soon you get the gun. 1-Every precision shot you get you freeze any where any place for 10 sec. So the enemies get a chance. 2-Any Body shot you shoot you lose 90% Of health to have your opponent to kill you. 3-If body shot and precision shot at the same time you freeze for 5 sec in place and lose 95% 24/7 Armor Gear Any future dlc you get a chance for 1 max gear. Armor- this gear allowed you to lose super every time you use your grenades and everytime you walk , duck and running you will lose your shield by 25% while losing your super.
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For shot guns. "Wtf just happened" shells have a chance to bounce off the target right back at you killing you in the process.
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So for and auto rifle I have refresh one ONE shot a single bullet is give in every six kill one bullet for and auto rifle
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Anti-luck in the chamber on sniper rifles- within each clip there's 1 bullet that will instantly cause you to die when the bullet is the unlucky one. Derp clown cartridge- When reloading, the mag has a chance to reload a smaller mag than before - 4 goes down to 3 or 2.
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Nerf-with this weapon/armour equipped all other equiped armour/weapons becomes a potato...permanently. With the added bonus that if you dismantle any of the weapons/armour that is now a potato cannot be gained back
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The Hurt: Doing damage with this weapon kills your whole fireteam.
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Damage done by this weapon increases the enemies life
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1 ReplyGrants the ability to zoom with the right trigger and fire with the left trigger!!
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4 Replies"Schrodinger's Bullet"- When the trigger is pulled, the bullet is both fired and not fired.
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1 ReplyYou do more damage in the air. Oh wait...
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4 RepliesIt's been done, it's called the super good advice
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1 ReplyOne random bullet deals healing Detects nearby players that have posted about how awesome bungie is. Reduces the cooldown of your enemies special abilities
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Edited by Woodsman_24: 11/28/2015 2:10:55 AMMost worthless exotic perk: Thunderer, let's give this gun full auto and call it an exotic perk, guardians will be none the wiser...
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I don't have a name for it but it increases fire rate for all weapons when dead
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I don't have a name for it but it increases fire rate for all weapons when dead