What's the weirdest shit you've done while being fashionably hammered?
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1 ReplyFashionably hammered? So, like, wine or vodka? Ive never really drunk enough to be white girl wasted.
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10 RepliesI don't drink with friends lol so nothing
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1 ReplySorry but I don't drink because that is bad
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Put cheese on chocolate fudge pop tarts and tried to feed it to random people at the party. Good times, good time.
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12 RepliesI never really drink until I'm drunk.. But one time at a friends birthday party I've drank so much I lost it against gravity. Fell in my friends pool and screamed at the top of my lungs: IM DROWNING! IM DROWNING! CALL THE ARMY! I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! While my friends stood there: Relax, its just a children's pool.. You can stand up. So I ended up crying like: You're all horrible friends. I was dying and you were all laughing. (•-• ) needless to say I've never drank that much again.
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1 ReplySo drunk....saw Sepiks Prime,thought he looked and sounded like the big pitcher of kool aid on the commercial "grape"
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Edited by Myrmidon Queenn: 11/25/2015 4:20:12 PMStood in line for 40 mins wanting a taco from a Hispanic catering cart
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9 RepliesViewed, and then purchased, a Satan dildo.
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1 ReplyI got up on impulse for whatever reason and attempted to run 15 miles. I didn't feel to good afterwards lol.
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5 RepliesThe Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1346–53.The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1346–53.The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1346–53.The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1346–53.The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1346–53.
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1 ReplyGrind on everyone at the party.
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1 ReplyJoin offtopic
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3 Replies$10 that OP is drunk right now
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3 RepliesEdited by Belial: 11/24/2015 4:16:32 PMI threw up all over myself twice while I was sitting on the couch at a party. It was a lot of vomit too. Good times.
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7 RepliesKilled myself
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4 RepliesSlow danced with another drunk person.
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3 RepliesI praised the moon and then this big monster came down and tried to suck my blood. I won but the thing nearly put me in a wheelchair.
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2 RepliesI made a hole in my friends wall crawled in and fell asleep
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2 RepliesTried to dance with a tree. The video was quite funny.
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1 ReplyI just saw your reply to a post about making a shitpost. You said to get drunk and post what comes to mind
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5 RepliesYour sister