Sup post whatever, funny gif, joke, conversations, questions, hate, saltyness
Oh yeah if you're a hunter or a salty warlock, you best not post here, cause in these here parts I'm the sherif of reporting you were your not welcome... {/:(}_
EDIT: I'm serious, 0-o no more hunter derps and salty Sam warlocks! I just want to get away from them for a second, they are everywhere spreading their thick oozing diseases!!!
EDIT: new topic, will you take me flawless?
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#Destiny
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4 RepliesHi I am a warlock. How ya doing
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Just a happy vault dweller passing through
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5 RepliesWe were doing Kings Fall Hard Mode. We, being level 310's, blew through the raid. We were in a time crunch. Only 2 hours to complete it and XxboyXxkillaXxx had wasted 45 minutes on the jumping puzzle. We blew through Warpriest and Gogoroth. 30 minutes. Once again XxboyXxkillaXxx refused to switch from blink and wasted 20 minutes on the second jumping puzzle. We destroy the sisters in 5 minutes, the 6 of us pumping into Oyrx's Daughters. We have 20 minutes to kill Oyrx. We wipe twice, both times because of XxboyXxkillaXxx refusing to kill the ogres, claiming he is a pacifist. 10 minutes left. We do considerable damage to Oyrx in the first 3 rounds considering XxboyXxkillaXxx jumped off the side in the beginning shouting random Bill Nye quotes. Fourth round. I grab the relic easily. One guy dies by jumping into the ship. Another from the Vessel. 3 people left. We stagger Oyrx, but they don't make it to the blights. It is just me. I do barely just enough damage to Oyrx to bring him to the front. I accidentally reload my ToM, and run out of bullets killing an Aycolyte. I don't have time to use a primary synth. I put my last 3 sniper shots into Oyrx but it isn't enough. I can't use my sword. I am doomed. Oyrx chuckles. Ready to end my life. BUT WHAT IS THIS?! IN THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN! *Shesmynerd has joined the fireteam*. I see him rise above Oyrx. Cast in a veil of light. "Feel my wrath! For my name is Shesmyne... HE SHOT ME THROUGH A WALL!" *Guardian Down" Crap. Oyrx chuckles again. Tbaggs Shesmynerd and messages him, "Git gud skrub". BUT WHAT IS THIS! HOPE! *Smoggypluto has joined the fireteam* I hear the thud of a Sunbreaker super being used. He appears in a silhouette of light. The light slowly dies away and I see him. Smoggypluto. "I am not worthy", I cry. He looks at Oyrx. He opens his mouth but Morgan Freeman's voice comes out. "This is my swamp". He lifts up his Y10 Gjallihorn and kills Oyrx in one shot, while simultaneously Tbagging Shesmynerd's ghost. We all get our rewards. All 330 Light, except for XxboyXxkillaXxx, he gets shards. I didn't see mine. I sniffle and ask Smoggy what I got. "Check you're inventory." I completely missed Smoggy's misspelling of "your". I inspect myself and ghasp. Primary equiped: Y2 Thorn. Pre nerf. Chestpiece: Twilight Garrison. Secondary: Better Than Yours, exotic sniper. Heavy. I choke back tears. I must be strong for Smoggy. His Y10 Gjallahorn. Signed by Bill Nye, the Science guy. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I stammer. He hops on Xylar, The Timeless. "Black Ops 3 is going to kill Destiny", XxboyXxkillaXxx remarks. "Shut up Meg", Smoggy says. He winks at me and flies away to help others in need. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I repeat. The sound of Shesmynerd crying faintly in the background.
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4 RepliesI love how you said salty warlocks, nice joke..................... Oh wait your serious? I thought that we established hunters were the salty ones and warlocks were the scrubs.
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1 ReplyOp is 12 yr old fgt
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2 RepliesYou aren't a real Titan if you don't accept warlocks!!
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2 RepliesHuh... You aren't a real Titan. Titans and warlocks get along quite well.
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5 RepliesEdited by AngelusArkadius: 11/14/2015 2:16:09 PMwhere you're* sheriff* saltiness*
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9 RepliesFunny thing is this attracted more hunters and warlocks than Titans, g8 b8 m8 8/8
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4 RepliesI'm a Hunter. Managed to sneak past your pathetic security. Your food sucks. The DJ keeps playing 'Hotline Bling' over and over -_- Host got herpes. Not missing much Hunters, roll out.
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1 ReplyThis is definitely where I parked my car.
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2 RepliesThere's only one class that can make his teammates go invisible...generate orbs like no tomorrow, while looking fabulous [spoiler]JOHN CEEEENAAAA[/spoiler]
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Salty Warlock judges you for spelling sheriff incorrectly. Other than that you are good to go! Have a nice day!
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1 ReplyAs vanguard for the hunters I stake claim to this post, plus you Titans are too up tight.
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You called?
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1 ReplyConfirmed hunter. Titans and warlocks are friends
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1 Reply┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬ Pssssssssst. Hey you. Want some candy?
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9 RepliesHunters rule. Always have always will. Golden gun beats all.
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Why would warlocks be salty lol
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Titan will rule destiny [spoiler]it's happening[/spoiler]
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Alright fûcker Fite me
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Repoooorrrtttt meeeee [spoiler]#huntermasterrace[/spoiler]
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I like this post
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5 RepliesI'm the saltiest hunter of them all