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Edited by Dusk:
11/2/2015 11:48:32 AM
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Best Joke Wins 1/3 special Codes!
Amuse me. Its for XboxOne.
1st:Halo Nightfall Code. Clan Invite.
2nd:2 Day Gold. Clan Invite.
3rd: Pat on the Back.
Most Bumped:Redbull.
Trending i see. Awards will be handed out soon, Jokers...
Why did the Adobe acrobat document get put in jail?
It was a .pdf file!
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesWhat's the difference between a homosexual man and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out. *drops mic*
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1 ReplyWanna hear a joke about pizza?[spoiler]nevermind its to cheesy[/spoiler]
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G2G my fish is drowning
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1 ReplyWhy did the black guy fall of his bike [spoiler]he didn't it was yours[/spoiler]
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What did the Knight say to the warpriest?![spoiler]Hey, Dave[/spoiler]
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If you watch Jaws backwards... It's about a shark that throws up so many people... [u][b]That they have to build a beach[/b][/u]
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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? [spoiler]It only takes one nail to hang a picture.[/spoiler]
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What's the best thing about f***ing 21 year old girls? [spoiler][/spoiler] there's 20 of them
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2 RepliesHow many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything.
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3 RepliesSherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent, have a nice campfire dinner, then go to sleep. In the middle of the night, Watson is woken up by Sherlock who says, "Look up Watson. What do you see?" Watson says, "Well, I see millions of stars." "And what can you deduce from that?" Sherlock asks. Watson replies, "Well, if there are millions and millions of stars, then there must be millions of planets out there. And if there are millions of planets, statistically at least one should support life." Sherlock shakes his head and says, "No, you idiot, it means someone stole our tent."
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1 ReplyIf you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman being put in her place.
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3 RepliesA guardian dressed as a Titan walks into the "Titans Only" bar on the 40th floor of the tower. He walks straight up to the bar, slams 50 glimmer down and asks the bar tender for a double scotch on the rocks. The guardian downs the drink in one gulp, walks over to the window, opens it and jumps out. At this point, all the Titans are looking around wondering what the hell just happened. One of their Titanbros just killed himself. About 5 minutes later, same guardian walks back in, slams 50 more glimmer on the bar, asks for the double scotch on the rocks again. He downs the drink in one gulp, then proceeds to jump out the still open window. At this point, all the Titans are freaking out, they have no clue what's going on. Then one Titan steps up, he's the biggest, meanest, toughest Titan in the bar. He simply says "That's nothing, if he can do it, I can do it!" This guy walks over to the bar, slams down 50 glimmer, drinks he double scotch in one gulp and jumps out the window. The bartender picks up his phone and calls Commander Zavala and Ikora Rey. He simply says "You two may want to get up here, Wally the Warlock is using his Sunsinger to screw with the Titans again".
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Jack n Jill went up the hill each with a buck n a quarter.....Jill came down with 2.50
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Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing set? [spoiler] she had no arms[/spoiler] Knock knock, who's there? [spoiler] not Sally[/spoiler]
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Why do white girls only use odd numbers [spoiler][b][i][u]BECAUSE THEY CAN'T EVEN[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHelen Keller walked into a bar[spoiler] and a chair and a table. [/spoiler] Why is Helen Keller such a bad driver?[spoiler]because she is a women[/spoiler] Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? [spoiler]you would too if you had a name like gajvskabekn[/spoiler] What's Helen Keller's favorite candy?[spoiler]skittles, she can't see the rainbow but at least she can taste it[/spoiler] What is Helen Keller's favorite color [spoiler]velcro[/spoiler] Did you hear the Helen Keller joke? [spoiler]nether did she[/spoiler] Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard?[spoiler]nether did she[/spoiler] What does Helen Keller call her closet? [spoiler]disney world [/spoiler] Where does Helen Keller go when her parents have guests? [spoiler]disney world[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhy is taniks a hobo? "Because taniks has no house"
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what's the difference between a cat and a comma... one has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Edited by Megaman Z3R0: 11/3/2015 4:41:47 PMAt a building where all game characters meet up, Cayde-6 and Master Chief end up in the same elevator... Chief: "So was it [b]destiny[/b] for your game to be so bad? Cayde-6: "I don't know, how does it feel being under [b]Locke[/b] and key?" Chief: "When [b]Nightfall[/b] comes around, do you regret this game more and more?" Cayde-6: "Your life is alot like a [b]warzone[/b], the winner is the one who drops the most cash." Chief: "Your crucible was a real [b]thorn[/b] in my side!" Cayde-6: "The only thing I wanted to do in [b]Arena[/b] was [b]Swat[/b] the time away." Chief: "And trials was so [b]Flawlessly[/b] executed..." Cayde-6: "Now Chief, if you keep at it, your gonna have a worse [b]breakout[/b] than when you lost Cortana..." Chief: "Dude WTF?" Cayde: "Catch you later chief, the only [b]King's Fall[/b] that will be happening Tuesday is yours..."
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A sun breaker walks into a bar There is no counter A blind man walks into a bar A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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Crucible
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If it's not too late How business at EA works in 2007 WE NEED SOMETHING NEW AND INNOVATIVE Hire some self developers Maybe Maybe a Stealth RPG That will flop easily How about the ability to pay for extra content in games that's cosmetic You are a genius 5 years later So what Should we do about FIFA 13? Micro transactions K then. Call it a day
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They fixed nightfall rewards.....
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2 RepliesDisney buys Sony and Microsoft
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So two satellites got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was incredible.
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Ice breaker's back!
