Say nothing about the story please, I'm only on the second mission
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Locke turns into a pony cowboy and r@pes chief to death
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Locke killed Chief
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Cortana am godmode
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Guy on a buffalo
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2 RepliesSpoiler Your master chief for 2 more missions XD [spoiler]one thing that bothered me ALOT[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesGlenn dies
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4 RepliesEdited by Jega 'Rdomnai: 10/28/2015 11:13:49 AMNothing here. [spoiler]Jul Mdama dies.[/spoiler]
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The entire story, laid out: First, there was nothing. And then, there were: Aliens! John Ossim was a man like any other, except he was in a bunch of wars and stuff and he wanted to kill things, and stuff. Playing as Mastar Ceef, you get a call from the Army Space Command in Space. They tell you the aliens are attacking. You have to fight the aliens with your weapons, before it's too late. Then you find out that she's pregnant, but you have to defeat the aliens. Then Mister Chef dies. And then John was a alien. TEH EDN
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Edited by MightyJonE: 10/30/2015 1:10:50 AMMaster Chief eats a massive beef and onion pie with beans. Major flatulence ensues, causing the Convenant to develop a devastating methane weapon called The Stink Bomb. Cortana creates an atomic air freshener. The Chief must deploy it before The Stink Bomb explodes. IGN gives it 10/10 THE END
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Edited by Bu11et90: 10/30/2015 1:05:54 AMHalo 2 ending feels and awkward almost bdsm scene.
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They all die
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3 RepliesVenom was the medic
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1 ReplyMaster Chief dies because 343 -blam!-ed him too hard
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1 ReplyMaster cheif finds out the princess was in another castle.
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1 ReplyPosting that here is asking for trouble. Jealous Destiny fanboys and console fanboys and 343 hating scrubs that cannot experience an awesome campaign with a [b]story[/b] and an [b]balanced[/b] MP will just respond negatively.
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1 ReplyThat one grunt dies.
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Romeo and Juliet die [spoiler]Sorry not sorry[/spoiler]
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Why would you post that here
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6 RepliesEdited by Enter Name Here: 10/28/2015 12:25:14 AMJohn snow dies
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4 RepliesYou might not make it to the end. I couldn't get past the first mission. It was that bad.
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John Snow comes back to life
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Glen dies
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Everyone dies.
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[spoiler]You shoot stuff.[/spoiler]
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Then avoid all forums. Til after you beat it. Best solution.
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The dog died at the end