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Edited by Lord Huron:
11/13/2015 6:28:48 AM
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You have one wish...
A genie grants you 1 wish. As we all know genies are assholes and will make you not get what you intended with your wish.
I ask to see your wishes flood, but in return, view other peoples wishes and point out loopholes.
Example: I wish I had one million american dollars!
Genie: "here's one million in pennies!" Or they're marked and using them would get me arrested!
Go forth, make your wishes, be jerks to each other!
Edit: broke 250, my best thread in offtopic!
Edit 2: Schruef currently has the most specific wish that most are having a hard time proving him wrong, he has earned a cheeseburger.
Edit 3: 700+! Didn't expect this response guys and gals! Some of you are coming up with cleverly thought out wishes and some with even cleverer loopholes.
Edit 4: DrProfessorDr has their successful wish for omnipotence to defeat the genie who in his defense, is merely enjoying his job.
Edit 5: just about 1500 now. I thank you all. Except you, on the left there, you suck. But everyone else, great wishes, and even better responses with interesting twists on them.
[spoiler] this doubles as training for when one of us actually finds a genie![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI wish the genie kills himself
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4 RepliesThese guys suck at spoiling wishes, damn.
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4 RepliesEdited by Ye_S_gamer: 10/29/2015 8:34:29 PMI wish to find love
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5 RepliesReverse weener. Bigger when limp, when aroused it gets smaller. For trolling purposes.
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6 RepliesEdited by Goose Honk: 10/29/2015 1:25:48 PMMy wish would to live a nice happy life
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6 RepliesI wish to grant genies wish. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyI wish the genie would be happy where he now. R.I.P. Robin Williams.
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13 RepliesEdited by SubjectBosco: 10/29/2015 8:41:56 AMI wish to be a ruler of the Black Legion.
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11 RepliesEdited by Nox: 10/30/2015 2:46:15 PMINFINITE, LEGIT, NON FALSE DOLLAR BILLS THAT LASTS FOR ALL ETERNITY
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2 RepliesI wish for, um, um, ughhh,[spoiler]JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by SwiftIcy: 11/1/2015 10:35:27 PMA girl that any guy would think is 7+/10 to love me....
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7 RepliesI wish I have the perfect girlfriend.
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5 RepliesI wish this wish isn't granted
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8 RepliesI wish the for the infinite power to control gravity. I can bend it and mold it and it will do whatever I will it to. I can use it in whatever way I want.
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I wish that primed993 would say his wish!!!
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55 RepliesEdited by DrProfessorDr: 10/31/2015 1:55:38 PMI wish for omnipotence. It must work exactly as omnipotence should, and nothing detrimental may happen to me as a result of this wish or these powers. I must have these powers forever, no matter what. [spoiler]After the wish is granted, I use my omnipotence to kill the genie. Just for good measure.[/spoiler] Edit: Did...did I win? Did I beat the system? Edit: I won!
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5 RepliesEdited by Zweimind94 x2: 11/2/2015 6:07:05 AMI wish I had the Alex Mercer virus, I didn't die, I helped the US win world war 3, get teleported to another planet, unite this other planet and humanity on earth, and then go on to save the entire human race, as well as the entire universe from a massive demonic army led by a fallen Titan (not a Density Titan, and a cookie to whoever gets the reference), and I survived the whole ordeal and became the greatest hero in human history. And I cant die. Ever. The Mercer virus makes me invincible. So no dying. Oh and it's incurable.
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3 RepliesI wish destiny was good
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Op is radish
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1 ReplyI wish life wasn't so hard
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6 RepliesI wish to die
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1 ReplyI would like all of Nirn to accept Talos as their Lord and saviour
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5 RepliesI wish there was no internet.
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1 ReplyI wish for the power to stop and start time as i please by clapping my hands once, but be immune to the effects of my power.
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20 Repliesmake me a girl [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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14 RepliesI wish I was immortal with all my body parts unaffected by age or injury, not buried alive or trapped anywhere
