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Edited by Lord Huron:
11/13/2015 6:28:48 AM
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You have one wish...
A genie grants you 1 wish. As we all know genies are assholes and will make you not get what you intended with your wish.
I ask to see your wishes flood, but in return, view other peoples wishes and point out loopholes.
Example: I wish I had one million american dollars!
Genie: "here's one million in pennies!" Or they're marked and using them would get me arrested!
Go forth, make your wishes, be jerks to each other!
Edit: broke 250, my best thread in offtopic!
Edit 2: Schruef currently has the most specific wish that most are having a hard time proving him wrong, he has earned a cheeseburger.
Edit 3: 700+! Didn't expect this response guys and gals! Some of you are coming up with cleverly thought out wishes and some with even cleverer loopholes.
Edit 4: DrProfessorDr has their successful wish for omnipotence to defeat the genie who in his defense, is merely enjoying his job.
Edit 5: just about 1500 now. I thank you all. Except you, on the left there, you suck. But everyone else, great wishes, and even better responses with interesting twists on them.
[spoiler] this doubles as training for when one of us actually finds a genie![/spoiler]
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Edited by Fi1thy Rat: 12/4/2015 2:30:35 PMI wish that EVERYBODY WOULD JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THAT STUPID "JAR JAR BINKS IS A SITH LORD" THEORY!!!! [spoiler] He is not a Sith Lord!! GET OVER IT! JUST STOP! CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON?? [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI wish for complete control over darkness (includes shadows and the void that is space). I can control in [b][i][u]ANY[/u][/i][/b] way I want. My powers cannot backfire. They cannot destroy the universe, the earth, or harm anyone I don't want to cause injury to.
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesI wish that there were no such things as rabbits.
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A pet office chair to ride around
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World peace
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6 RepliesI wish I had unlimited wishes and there were no negative or unwanted effects to me or my wishes [spoiler]check m9[/spoiler]
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I wish for unlimited wishes
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5 RepliesI'm given no restrictions on my free time while I'm alive, with no penalties to my potential jobs or family demands.
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1 ReplyMy wish is to have an infinite amount of wishes
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5 RepliesI wish that me and my cone brothers can take over the world
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10 RepliesIf wish I have half life 3
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I wish I could have the all the super powers. Also, the powers work the same as they do in the universe (for example, antman will have the weird physics as in the antman movies, comics, etc)
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3 RepliesI wish for the power to turn myself invisible at any moment whenever I want to with full control of the power. If not then I wish for the power to cast chidori from my hands whenever I want to with full control of the chidori.
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5 RepliesI wish to be an invincible god not bound by the constraints of terrestrial nor extraterrestrial physics and laws!
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For 100 more wishes
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7 RepliesEdited by Ziggerastica: 11/12/2015 5:07:03 AMI wish to reverse this horrible tragedy :'( https://youtu.be/F7dZlaYpE50
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I wish that English-Speaking people would always speak English correctly.
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I wish that nobody would ever be called "Mike." Instead, they shall always be called "Ekim."
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14 RepliesAnyone know the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini is?
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3 RepliesI wish I was a sea cucumber
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6 Replies[quote]Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin Haha[/quote]
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13 RepliesI wish that shanks had more health
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2 RepliesI wish that the genie can no longer grant wishes. [spoiler]anyone who post after me can no longer make a wish[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWorld peace forever
