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Edited by Baddog7189:
10/23/2015 12:39:25 PM
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You are a Ghost and you wake up and see your guardian for the first time. What do you say to him?
Hi. I just wanted to create this just to get a good laugh at what people say!
Wow a lot of replies! This is great!!! You guys are hilarious
Edit 2: Holy crap! This is insane so many replies! These are so funny!
Edit 3: Omg I wasn't expecting this many replies!!!! These are really flipping funny
Edit 4:Jeez 250+ responses you guys are awesome!!! Really good stuff!
Edit 5: Broke 500! Holy cow! This is amazing! You guys this is really freaking funny!
English
#Destiny
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*Pulls out script* "Eyes up gaurd - naw f[b]u[/b]ck this shit. You see I'm just a wannabe Guiltyspark -" Guardian: "Who is tha-" "Don't interrupt me cu[b]n[/b]t, anyway I'll just save you time. You gotta kill this black ballsack looking thing. Once you kill it, give me 80 dollars so you could kill more bosses that might kill you." Guardian: "Why would I do that" "DONT F[b]U[/b]CKIN INTERRUPT ME, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'm outie." *End scene*
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Five more minutes ma
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Bumblebee tuna...
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Are you kidding me your a warlock!!!! God damnit. (Warlock has left your fireteam)
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Not again, I really have to stop drinking
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Damn Hunter u got kik??!!
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1 ReplyOh HELL no! "Guardian down"
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Am i this ghost or dinklebot. if i am this ghost I would probably say something like hi there silly you look absolutely fabulous today. If I was dinklebot I would probably have a pretty normal conversation and talk about the process of resurrection and where you came from.
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Get a load of this guy...
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God...DAYUM, you're FUGLY!
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"Son of a bitch, this is what I have to work with?"
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1 ReplyCome with me if you want to live Terminator FTW
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Dwayne dibbly!
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1 Reply"I need about tree fiddy"
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1 ReplyYou have now entered... the Twilight Zone
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Going to orbit or naw?
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Selfie!
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4 RepliesEdited by damnAldrin: 10/23/2015 12:27:40 AM[b][i]Wake up maggot![/i][/b] [spoiler]Reference is from the movie Edge of Tomorrow[/spoiler]
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45 quid please!!!!!! (under breath) Got you!!!!
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Wake up! You're late for work!
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"Oh shit, I forgot the lungs didn't I?"
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1 Reply*Guardian wakes up "Well, sweet jolly f*cking rancher. I bet your mom wished she swallowed you!" [spoiler]AoT Abridged <3 I'd honestly want him to voice my ghost.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGhost: Aids? Newly Revived gaurdian: Aids.
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Dude..you seriously need to brush those teeth.. that's some serious morning breath you have there..
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"So, I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. You've been dead for centuries, and there's an alien scouting party coming to kill us. Now, just stay still while I phase into your body and tell you what to do."
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Ghost: how was your sleep? Guardian: good you? Ghost: well i dont sleep Guardian: of course you dont cuz your a ghost t(-_-)t (_-_) T T
