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Ghost: Oh! I found you. Guardian: Where am I? Wha...what happened? Ghost: We're near the Cosmodrome. You've been dead a long time. I'm your ghost I revived you. Guardian: What happened? Ghost Haven't you heard? Guardian: Heard what? [spoiler]A well a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a A well a everybody's heard about the bird Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody's talking about the bird! A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird Surfin' bird B-b-b aah, aah! Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa Papa, ooma mow mow Papa, ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Oom oom oom oom, ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow, papa oom oom oom Oom ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Papa a mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow, ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow, ooma mow mow Papa oom oom oom oom, ooma mow mow Oom oom oom oom, ooma mow mow Ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow, ooma mow mow Well a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow Papa ooma mow mow[/spoiler]

*Ghost revives guardian* Ghost: Guardian! Do I look like a bitch to you? Guardian: wha-wha.. what?? Ghost: What country you from?! Guardian: wha-wha-wha what? Glowing Red Eyed Ghost: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?! Guardian: what? Wha-wha what?! Glowing Red Eyed Ghost: English mothahfukah! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! Guardian: YES! Ye-ye-yes! Ghost: Good! Describe what I look like! Guardian: wha-wha what?? *Aims glowing red fusion eye at guardian* Glowing Red Eyed Ghost: Say "what" again.. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you mothahfukah! Say "what" one more god damned time!! Guardian: what?! *guardian down* Ghost: Yeah.. hey Speaker, it's Ghost Jackson94, I got a body here I gotta get rid of man.. I'm coming to your tower man. Speaker: Is there a sign at my tower that says "dead guardian storage?" Ghost: Aye Speaker come on man you know.. Speaker: Don't you fuking "Speaker" me Jackson94! Don't you -blam!-ing "Speaker" me!! IS THERE A SIGN at my tower that says "DEAD GUARDIAN STORAGE"?!

So, you were the fastest swimmer?

Ghost- "Guardian, eyes up guardian" Guardian-"Whoa where am I?" Ghost- "Earth. Yeah it's gone to hell. You have to defend the galaxy and destroy the darkness" Guardian- "Wait that seems like a hell of a burden. You've got the wrong guy. I can't do it it's too hard" Ghost- "I thought you might say that, so I brought shia labouf, shia your up". Shia- "YES YOU CAN, DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS, DO IT, JUST DO IT! Guardian- ......let's roll.

eyes up guardian. oh never mind you're a titan

[i]Guardian? Guardian? Eyes up Guar- Oh, hold on. The servers are down.[/i] [b]What?[/b] [i]They're down. Just have to wait.[/i] [b]But... wait what about the Darkness?[/b] [i]It's waiting too.[/i] [b]So everyone just stops dead in their tracks? [/b] [i]Basically[/i] [b]Fùck that shit.[/b] *walks* [i]No! Wait! It'll see us![/i] *suddenly, a weasel charges out of the bushes and tears the Guardian to shreds*