i once told my brother that a fish oil pill was a multivitamin, but he had to chew it for it to be absorbed correctly.
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I ran over my sister with a bicycle, backed over her and did it again for good measure.
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5 RepliesI once was playing with a magnifying glass and my sister was facing the other way so I burnt her back. Went right through. [spoiler]Also I used to be like the mafia when I was little. If one of my family members did something I didn't like I would steal a loonie or plant a thumbtack in the rug. I was pretty horrid[/spoiler]
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Kicked my brother in the nuts because he pissed me off.
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3 RepliesAccidentally need my sister inn the face made her lose 3 teeth then i hid them
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4 Repliesi punch my sis in the boobs alot
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Murder...
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Drake tha type of nicca to read tha drake tha type of nicca comments, laugh and be like "that is me(;"
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20 RepliesI called my sister a (extreme language ahead) [spoiler]poopie-head[/spoiler]
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When we were little we had clear toothpaste and instead of putting toothpaste on my brothers toothbrush I put soap.
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2 RepliesMy brother was killed when he was hit with a snake
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1 Replyslit her throat
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Dislocated an arm.
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4 RepliesWhen my brother and I were still young, we would sometimes get spankings at the same time. I always told him that I would take more of the hit by standing closest to the paddle. This actually gave more of the force to him instead of me. He didn't realize that.
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1 ReplyEdited by YerSpookyGrandad: 10/23/2015 8:43:24 PMI covered the toilet with cling film early in the morning, and when people woke up to use it and took shits while half asleep, I would kek.
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"Wanna see what silly string looks like up close?"
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1 ReplyShaved one of Aubreys eyebrows when she asleep
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8 RepliesI used to pee in my brothers soup because he used to do it to me [spoiler]plot twist: I'm an only child[/spoiler]
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Edited by Cole Protocol: 10/23/2015 10:03:41 PMI feel terrible for it. [spoiler]I successfully blamed things that I did, on my little brother so that I would not get in trouble, when we were younger[/spoiler] Again I deeply regret every time
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6 RepliesMy brother's girlfriend wanted to have a threesome with me and him, but she's hot as -blam!- so no way I was gonna share her. I locked him out of the room and shagged his girl for the whole afternoon.
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Changed the wifi password when they were being annoying.
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My brother has a scar on the top of his head from where I ordered him to hold up a piece of wood so I could nail down the roof of our club house. Now he is partially balding there and it's so obvious. Haha
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2 RepliesEdited by savage coco: 10/23/2015 10:01:14 PMI never really played tricks on them, but i did pretend to cry to get them in trouble & i snitched on them to get them in trouble. Ah good times
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I'm the only child :(
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1 ReplyI told my brother to smell some vanilla extract. He liked it, so I told him to try a spoonful. Now he won't eat anything I've prepared for him.
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1 ReplyI pushed my sister down some stairs and blamed it on the dog. She broke one of her toes.