i once told my brother that a fish oil pill was a multivitamin, but he had to chew it for it to be absorbed correctly.
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1 ReplyNot family, but this kid I knew who was 4 (I was 6 at the time), who happened to be a biter, came at me after I had pissed him off. He was trying to bite my face like a -blam!-ing zombie. And I shoved him away. And he hit his head on the fireplace. That was a fun explanation to his mother
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When I was really young, I took my second oldest brother's $20 bill and cut it up.
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1 ReplyKnocked my sister off of a slide that was probably 8 feet off the ground at the top, took her bike and rode home on it, leaving her there. I was like 8.
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Edited by RufousLoki82: 10/25/2015 4:30:19 PMI cut my older brother with a kitchen knoge [spoiler]we were playing a game and I didn't notice I grabbed that kind of knife instead of a plastic one [/spoiler] [spoiler]you may call me an Asshole Stupid Ect [/spoiler] Knife*
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2 RepliesWhen I was 5 I had a fever or something so my sister made me drink blended pizza and grapes and told me it was medicine.
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Brother wouldn't get out of my room. Slammed the door on his hand by accident. Fractured his pinky finger and tore the fingernail off.
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my sister pissed me off for kicking me in my nuts, so i dumped a bowl of various insects on her, and splashed fish water on her (she despises bugs and fish >:) )
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1 ReplyI embarrassed my brother in front of his girlfriend.
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I squeezed habanero juice into my brother's iced tea and dropped some of the seeds in there as well. Lol
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When my sister was asleep I yelled in her face. Doesn't sound too bad, but my sister is a whole new level of pussy.
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Murder
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1 ReplyI tried to get as close to punching my sister as possible with out actually hitting her. [spoiler]Her face was closer than I thought.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI gave my step sister a long rant about how I hate her. Told her she wasn't my real sister she never will be and that she wasn't wanted. She didn't even do anything wrong, she and her mom just moved in after my dad remarried. She seemed excited to get to know me...... so much for that. But she cried for almost a week when I said that and we lived in the same house but never said a word to each other for a year
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1 ReplyMy brother cried because I cleared his sniping classes on Call of Duty
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I don't have any.
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4 RepliesI turned off the ps1 when my brother was playing final fantasy.....he hadn't saved in like 2 hours.
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1 ReplyMy brother had an infection in his elbow, if anything touched it he would collapse in pain. He was seriously pissing me off so i threw him against the wall, his elbow repainted the wall red if you catch my drift
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Lmao I take those exact same fish oil pills
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2 RepliesThrew our cat on my sister's face because she was being a bitch.
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Took my sisters toothbrush and rubbed it on the toilet seat
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13 RepliesI convinced my brother that eating bugs was healthy and tricked him into eating a cockroach
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I told my brother orange juice tastes better after brushing your teeth. I'm so sorry.
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My sister (who is 5 years younger than me) started hitting me so I punched her in the face.
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1 ReplyRubbed my ass on my older brothers pillow for picking on me..he got pinkeye
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4 RepliesRolled a vechile with a broken sterring box to avoid a barbed wire fence with him laying in the back sleeping.
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