i once told my brother that a fish oil pill was a multivitamin, but he had to chew it for it to be absorbed correctly.
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2 RepliesBeing the youngest of 4i couldn't do much. However when they'd all beat up on me I started boring them to get them to stop. They'd complain to my mom and she'd tell them "if you pick on him he's going to bite you" But also at our old house, it had AC in the floor, and we'd constantly lose things down the vents. I was the only one small enough to fit so they'd send me down there. But then they'd put the vent back on and sit on it so it'd be pitch black under this 1940s house. Our mom would come in and ask where I was and my siblings would just say I was outside or something.
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7 Replies[quote]i once told my brother that a fish oil pill was a multivitamin, but he had to chew it for it to be absorbed correctly. lmao[/quote]Deleted his skyrim saves
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2 RepliesMy brother stood on my lego banshe that took 1h to build;~; It broken... Also I created it a few minutes before he stood on it :/
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>be me brothers day to take trash out >fake sick >de level bro halo 2 rank all day >get rubber glove >shit inside rubber glove >smush turds into fingers >place glove in trash strategic like >330pm >bro get home >hear him changing trash >discovers shit glove >trouble >1 hr l8tr >discovers de leveled halo 2 acct >top lel >top trub
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8 RepliesMy dad took all my console games and ran over them with the ride on mower.
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6 RepliesMy sister wanted one of my Scooby Doo graham crackers. I gave her a milk bone.
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1 ReplyI'm an only child :(
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Shot my sister in the butt with a BB gun.
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6 RepliesI ate my twin in the womb
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33 RepliesNever really did anything to my sister. However, three years ago I was in a car wreck that mangled the right side of my body. Was in the hospital for months undergoing various surgeries to put me back together, and in physical rehab for far longer learning how to walk again. Guess how many times she visited me(she lives 15 minutes away): 0 She took last Christmas to tell me to get over my physical and mental issues, and to "man up."
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Cursed her out and made her bawl after it.
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Edited by InsipidPanda: 10/31/2015 1:52:30 AMF[u]u[/u]cked her she was 7/10 so not that impressive
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2 RepliesI kinda um....banged my brother's gf...and stole her...ye
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1 ReplyI once pushed my sister off of a swing
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5 RepliesDidn't warn him I dug a 6' deep hole in the back yard...
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Cut your nails
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You sick bitch.
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Edited by Moonset: 10/30/2015 9:39:13 PMAccidentally shot my sister in the eye with a nerf gun from the balcony. Worst part the dart was one of those ones meant to stick to clothes.
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2 RepliesI broke my sisters arm for stealing $750
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Sometimes I had no chill so I just bch slapped my younger brother. He is 11 and I'm 15
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1 ReplyStuck my big toe up my brothers nose while he was sleeping. Had to go to the ER...
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A couple years ago my brother was dating this chick that I didn't like, cause she was snobby and kind of a kunt. So while they were together I would call him "pig fuker".
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36 RepliesNot as much a terrible story, as it is a terrible consequence. I jumped on my sisters head trying to get a balloon and accidentally bruised her badly. As punishment, I had to watch as my mother snapped halo CE and halo 2 in front of my eyes, I was in tears due to them being my dad's, and he had played them often and would probably get mad at me. My mother denies doing it to this day. [spoiler]I was 6[/spoiler]
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I'm the oldest and I have bunch of siblings so I never did anything horrible I just did a bunch of little stuff to them
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When I met my sister I hit her with a book
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Caused them to never exist.