i once told my brother that a fish oil pill was a multivitamin, but he had to chew it for it to be absorbed correctly.
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1 ReplyEdited by FeelGoodCEO: 10/20/2015 7:31:08 AMUsed to take one of these with my brother, wrap it in foil, and then connect it to random door knobs around the house. Thing hurt like heck but boy was it fun shocking the crap out my sister and her friends!
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1 ReplyKilled them. :) [spoiler]i'm in jail right now please send help. [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by CupidsSuture: 10/24/2015 3:08:43 AMMy sister used to order books through the mail. She had been reading the twilight saga and she had just ordered the last book. When it arrived in the mail she wasn't home but I was. So I decided to rip out the last 10 pages of the book. 2 days went by and she freaked the hell out and started throwing a fit. I then left a note on her bed with riddles to where she could find each individual page that was missing. I hid them in air vents, backs of toilets, under the garbage can outside, and the final one I hid inside of a random book that she had in her room. She was so pissed.
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I couldn't do much since I'm the youngest
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When I was 11 one of my sister thought it was funny to spray my hair full with hairspray... When I woke up it had dried up and it took my mom a full day to comb it out (my hair was [b]badly[/b] tangled together). We all had really long hair and my mom was getting tired of combing it everyday and hearing the cries that it was hurting badly because of our hair constantly being tangled but we refused to cut it off. Now back in those days you had those powders that made you go itchy really badly. So when she was taking a nap I threw some itchy powder in her hair and told my mom she had lice. Instead of checking it my mom took her to the hairdresser and told the lady to cut off my sisters hair (really short so she looked like a boy the rest of the year). Needless to say there was a war going on at home for quite a long time.
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8 RepliesEdited by TheCabooseAcademy: 10/31/2015 12:25:27 PMSo once on my sisters prom day I hid all her panties and bra in a box at the bottom of the swimming pool cut up her shoes poured oat meal all over her dress and put in the garbage but I'm not done I poured this mixture all over the insides of her phone (yes I it broke open) the mixture is ketchup, grape juice, jizz, orange juice, prunes, rotten apples, and applesauce and last I covered her hold floor in Legos
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4 RepliesOne morning i covered the floor around my brother's bed with legos!
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2 RepliesOne time my little brother decided to play with my favorite yugioh cards. He forgot about them in his pants pocket. Weeks later after looking everywhere for my cards I'm just sitting there playing a game with him. He goes "hey theres something in my pocket". It was the cards. They went through the wash and werr destroyed. And it was at that time that I literally tried to kill my brother. Luckily I didnt succeed, he found our mom before I got to him.
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1 ReplyThey'll never find da body
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1 ReplyOnce my sister kicked me in the mouth when I had braces. Her sock got caught in my braces so she had to slide her foot out and leave the sock stuck to my face. When she looked down, her foot was bleeding from the metal that cut into her. So I had a bloody, used sock stuck to my teeth that took 15min to get out. [spoiler]FML[/spoiler]
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Not my sibling, but it wqs my cousin's first time playing halo (Halo 3, Last Resort map). He came across a fusion coil and asked what it was. I told him: "shoot it, it gives you health". I then watched his body fly across and out of the map. [i]CHEST COMPRESSIONS![/i]
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Got pissed at my brother so I took his prized black and blue (custom built, no instructions, straight from the imagination) Jedi Starfighter and smashed it. I barely made it out with my life. [i]CHEST COMPRESSIONS![/i]
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2 RepliesLocked my brother outside and made him watch through the windows as I cut all the cords off his PS2 controllers....hahaha.
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4 RepliesI threw a knife at one... [spoiler]it missed[/spoiler] [spoiler]thank goodness[/spoiler]
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Well, my cousin is fairly autistic. Tries to be cool by watching Steven Universe and spels liek dis. He also thinks he's musically superior to anyone that has ever listened to dubstep at all, even if they don't anymore. He's only 13 as well. Please help me.
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1 ReplyI hit him multiple times with an axe because I needed the keys to the pharmacy.
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After watching wrestling as a lil kid, i put my sister in the ankle lock and made her tap out... Good times, good times. [spoiler]she was bigger than me and powerbombed me onto the bed. Fkn bitch XD[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI was angry at my sister one day... So I ran outside and plucked out the growing stems of our strawberry plant and ran in and blamed it all on her... She got in trouble and to this day I still haven't said a word
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3 RepliesIt wasn't to my my sibling but when I was 6 me and my dad were skimming stones and I decided the best way to throw the stones was to spin then throw them however this caused me to hit him directly in the temple as hard as I could in the process knocking him to the floor I instantly started crying because I thought I had killed him he lay there for almost 1 minuet before getting up and staggering back to the car with a huge cut in the side of his face
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Messed up. Fish oil is NASTY
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2 RepliesWhen my older sister was extremely pregnant, i pressed a price of ice against where the baby was pushing and made it kick her in the lungs. It was beautiful.
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My older sister was leaning against my door trying to block me out so I rammed the door and made her fall back and hit her head on a mirror. The worst part is that I got in trouble for hurting my sister and for breaking the mirror.
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my sister claims I screwed up her nose when I was four, and that's about it. i was a regular angle. [spoiler]yes, it's intentional[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesReplaced the money in his wallet with Monopoly money right before he left to take his gf on a date
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My sister punched me in the face, then told me she meant to hit me in the stomach as an excuse.
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2 RepliesBeing the youngest of 4i couldn't do much. However when they'd all beat up on me I started boring them to get them to stop. They'd complain to my mom and she'd tell them "if you pick on him he's going to bite you" But also at our old house, it had AC in the floor, and we'd constantly lose things down the vents. I was the only one small enough to fit so they'd send me down there. But then they'd put the vent back on and sit on it so it'd be pitch black under this 1940s house. Our mom would come in and ask where I was and my siblings would just say I was outside or something.