You heard it from me first. You will hear it more than you want to, Titans. Deal with the general pain that your "mark" is not a kilt, skirt, or a bath towel.
IT IS A BUTTCAPE
The only way that you can make this better is if you post here saying that you own that you wear a buttcape and that you make it awesome.
Sign this or post that you wear a buttcape and that it is awesome.
Keep calm,
Buttcape on.
EDIT 1: So many Titans owning this awesomeness! Keep it up guardians. Hey warlocks, we can own our friendship bracelets too! If you don't own it you are salty, and an old codger. Maybe you can own that.
EDIT 2: We are trending! Spread buttcape love to everyone! Spread it to the ends of the universe! All the world shall know that Titans have awesome buttcapes! Warlocks have awesome friendship bracelets! And Hunters are Salty! Just own how stupid you look! I do!
English
#Destiny
-
3 Replies"Hey check out this awesome buttcape"
-
It's emergency toilet paper.
-
Never made a Titan but I call them butt rags
-
I usually call it a waistcoat, but buttcape works too.
-
Its an ass-towel, get it right scrub.
-
Buttcape does sound great lol. But they're more like the fanny packs of the cape / kilt / skirt world if I were to take a stab at it. Still, some of them are cool asf.
-
Reminds me (some of the better ones) of the towels the pro tennis players used to have, before they used kids to run up with em, from UK but sure there's a US sport where players keep similar type 'thing' on em, to wipe away sweat, in tirtan's case it'd be squashed hunters/locks.. Have all 3 (classes) btw, Titan's fav though.
-
Loud and proud.
-
My butt cape is beautiful
-
It just happens to be a jizz towel so when I run into your mom it's always handy.
-
Considering most of them don't even cover the butt, this is incorrect. I don't care what people want to call them but most of them aren't actually "butt capes".
-
I always called it a butt flap and I main a titan
-
My Titan wears a buttcape and my Warlock wears a friendship bracelet. I'll own it.
-
1 ReplyTitan master race needs the most glorious of adornments. The BUTTCAPE is that adornment.
-
1 ReplyIts a side diaper.
-
Mudd flap
-
But a lot of them don't even cover your ass. They are on the side of your leg
-
It covers our butts because those Hunters look pretty fruity.
-
1 ReplyA.s.s. flap since day one
-
1 ReplyDat buttcape... ._. [spoiler]gives me a reason to look at asses... ;)[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyI've been calling them buttcapes since day 1
-
1 ReplyMy G*ddamned mark is a -blam!-ing bats wing!
-
3 RepliesMy buttcape prevents me from catching hunter and warlock butthurt. Most important piece of gear I own.
-
My exotic dead orbit one looks like a loincloth thank you very much.
-
I haven't washed my butt towel in ages... That's why it's kinda mossy. I find it soothing on my hemroids.
-
2 RepliesI do not wear a buttcape sir!!! It's a jizz rag. Get it right.