You heard it from me first. You will hear it more than you want to, Titans. Deal with the general pain that your "mark" is not a kilt, skirt, or a bath towel.
IT IS A BUTTCAPE
The only way that you can make this better is if you post here saying that you own that you wear a buttcape and that you make it awesome.
Sign this or post that you wear a buttcape and that it is awesome.
Keep calm,
Buttcape on.
EDIT 1: So many Titans owning this awesomeness! Keep it up guardians. Hey warlocks, we can own our friendship bracelets too! If you don't own it you are salty, and an old codger. Maybe you can own that.
EDIT 2: We are trending! Spread buttcape love to everyone! Spread it to the ends of the universe! All the world shall know that Titans have awesome buttcapes! Warlocks have awesome friendship bracelets! And Hunters are Salty! Just own how stupid you look! I do!
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I love my buttcape! Just glad the raid buttcape is larger then others as I have a huge ass. It also works in tadem as a handkerchief for all those salty guardians ;* BUTTCAPE UNITE!!!
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1 Reply"Does this buttcape make me look fat?"
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2 RepliesI've called them butt-flaps since day 1
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1 ReplyI've heard people call them butt capes since vanilla. Lol
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8 RepliesNot friendship bracelets Love circles
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I love my buttcape...
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Wouldn't it be more like a one butt cheek cape? Lol since it's kinda you know on the side and only covers one? Lol
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1 ReplySir I have Ben calling them but capes ever since I saw the trials but cape
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#buttcapemasterrace
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Edited by dubmanhimself: 10/13/2015 5:38:47 PMI own my awesome friendship bracelet
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It'll always be a buttcape to me
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When I look for a titan mark, I look for the "tie your jacket around your waist" look
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Edited by NYDIBS: 10/13/2015 5:36:37 PM
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its a sash bro
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1 ReplyBig talk from a guy wearing a bathrobe and high heel boots. Go fetch me a beer cupcake. I'll wipe your sissy juice off of it with my buttcape.
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Mine is a butt cape while in armor, however for those times I hide behind a moon rock and take my kids to orbit, it is a loin cloth. Don't want some frisky wizard getting the wrong idea.
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Always need something to dry hands off to get a better grasp on my gun.
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Duh. Titans take man poops and need a sturdy, yet delicate material to wipe with. Hunters and warlocks take tiny rabbit poops.
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3 RepliesI said it third day of Destiny vanilla! Can I check my old posts in someways?
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1 ReplyNo. Its a side skirt. Just like Yuna from Final Fantasy 10. You just have armor instead of short shorts.
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Ive always called them butt towels
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Ass Capes
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Edited by ThargorDraconis: 10/13/2015 5:25:17 PMIt's a towel to wipe away all the Hunters tears crying about flaming hammers. Sure we will kill you with our hammers but at the end of the match we will pick you up, dust you off, wipe away your tears, and then do it all over again the next match. Thanks, I will probably call them butt capes forever now lol
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1 ReplyTitan butt capes prevent Titans from being butthurt. You want to know why some Titans defend Sunbreaker? Because their marks hang to their hips, not butts. Mind=Blown
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1 ReplyI wish Valus or any of those cabal ultras would drop those flags they wear on their back as class items for titans
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3 Replies"Hey check out this awesome buttcape"