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10/10/2015 8:05:43 PM
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In a tower invasion who would die first?
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Speaker. He's irrelevant.
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No one. Postmaster has all kinds of lost N found dope shi†, and down to ride
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1 ReplyThose poor SOB's sweeping the floor
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Lord salad bar
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Nah the sweeping robot but the rafool guy wouldn't the darkness would thank him for the bad weapons he gives us
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Attach Jalaal because he can't run away. Cryptarc would just description shards for the enemies, making them kill themselves out of frustration because they don't have a legendary to upgrade with said shards since he keeps decrypting their legendary engrams into shards.
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I is a TadPaul
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Master Rahool wouldn't because he's secretly oryx's boss. He'll kill us all
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4 RepliesThe speaker at least rahool could get a gun quick
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8 RepliesCertainly not me.
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18 RepliesEdited by UberFonzie: 10/11/2015 3:42:37 PMRahool was in on it. Robots and civilians are massacred. Hideo bails in his ship. Jalaal probably fights back for a while and then hides in the floorboards or something. Lakshmi kills herself or something. Eva is gunned down in the first couple minutes. Xur teleports away or some weird shit. Roni-55-30 and the Crucible Quartermaster probably defend themselves for maybe a half hour, just because of their vast amounts of weapons. Holliday survives by gunning down tons of fallen(?) and getting away in a ship. Eris cuts herself another eye hole and hides in a closet since her ship was destroyed. Lord Shaxx kills a shit ton of fallen but refuses to leave the tower and ends up dying. Ikora spends too much time sending emergency signals to everywhere in the city and the solar system and gets stabbed. Zavala dies the same way Shaxx does. Cayde jumps out the window behind the Vanguards and lands in an invisible ship or something.
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Me...
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Master rahool coz karmas a bitch
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Rahool for giving me endless hereafters
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A tower invasion has to happen eventually and this post is the best
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Speaker
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Sweeper bots
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Rahool. In all honesty, the map robot is our only hope. #MapRobot2016
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1 ReplyI'd direct them to that blue bastard, I still remember him turning my legendary engrams blue
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How I would dispatch rahool in that situation. Rahool squeked as the titan shoulder charged his family enegrams sending him off the tower as fallen distracted everyone.
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4 RepliesThis is what would happen: Out of nowhere tomb ships suddenly appear above the tower, sending down waves of Hive warriors. Rahools hands shake as he feverishly tries to decrypt engrams in time but in vain as dozens of thrall dive upon him, clawing fiercely. As Rahool breathes his last dying breath, Shaxx charges out of the hall of the vanguard armed with two swords, cutting down all in his path. In his wake comes Cayde, Ikora, and Zavala wreaking just as much havoc. The gun smith pushes a button which opens the wall behind him, unleashing a huge spider-like weapon of mass destruction. The gunsmith climbs aboard and takes it into the chaos. As all of this happens, the sweeper robot suddenly picks up his his broom, which has now become a broadsword made of pure arc energy. As the robots unleash their fury upon the hive, the faction leaders summon their supporters and arm them for battle. As the battle commences, the Shipwright sends away the civilians in ships, then picks up her Chaperone and joins the fight. Later, the Awoken arrive with their fleet and send down armies of awoken and fallen warriors. Petra Venj wields two Vestian Dynasties and fights beside Varicks with his quadruple blades. Shaxx takes down twelve knights simultaneously before he finally meets his end from a huge ogre. Arach Jalaal and Executor Hideo fight back to back, dissolving countless thrall before they finally perish. Eva Levante runs around the battlefield screaming and trying to escape somehow but is eventually beheaded by a knight. After many hours of fighting, the battle finally ends and the casualties are burned in a massive memorial ceremony in the center of the City. The Speaker's whereabouts where unknown since the beginning of the battle, but it is believed that he ran at the first sight of the Hive.
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People voting Rahool are idiots. He has all of our exotics stashed away.
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1 ReplyWhy is everyone voting Rahool? He has a stash of year 10 Gjallarhorns behind his counter.
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Master rahools an inside man. Decrypting shity defenses for the tower can't be a coincidence.....
