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10/10/2015 8:05:43 PM
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In a tower invasion who would die first?
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5 Repliescommander zavala Here's why *tower is invaded* Zavala: "Wether we wanted it or not w-" is gunned down mid speech by guardian and foe alike.
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That one guardian that says "oh shit" and falls over the edge by accident.
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6 RepliesI'm sorry but Rahool wouldn't die he would kill all the enemies by throwing some crappy engrams and using the power of rngesus to slay his foes oh and the broom robot would kill everyone with his all powerful broom
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All those hipsters in that Cafe area near the hangar.
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666th comment.
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I would shoot rahool and say it was an accident. He has given me 6 290 light last words.
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1 Reply*Bad T.V Acting* Me: OH NO! C-C UH ORYX IS ALIVE AND CONTROLLING ME! *shoots rahool* OH NO!
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Rahool. I'd shoot him and claim it was an accident. Then steal all the legendary marks. And engrams.
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15 Replies*Sees tower getting invaded *Quickly shoots Rahool many times in the face "Oh no! They got him!"
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Nobody. Enter broom robot duel wielding katanas.
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Actually, Rahool would save us. This is why he keeps the legendaries and gives us blues. Lol.
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Rahool would totally die first from some "friendly" fire
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Map bot is actually Destiny 5 final raid boss. Don't underestimate him. Giving directions is all part of his plan.
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Map Robot already died since patch 2.0 </3
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Rahool because I will pelt him with all the 'Last Words' he has given me..... TO DEATH!
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Rahool because suddenly we would all have a solid ailibi..
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We all know cayde would be like -blam!- this shit I'm out
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No one would die because the sweeper bot would slaughter the invaders before they even land.
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1 ReplyEdited by Cpl Canine: 10/11/2015 7:39:37 PMGuys they wouldn't kill Rahool, he is in their side
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1 ReplyThe sweeping robot would sacrifice himself in much the same way as the traveler did and humanity would forever remember it as a savoir. People would say things like "You swept it!" when people did well or "there is still dust in the cornors" which means they didn't try hard enough. Every house would have two brooms on the wall that cross in a + sign. Every year during the festival of cleanliness someone would be honored by being given a broom and sweeping one tile for the duration of everything.
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Sweeping bots, annhilation mode: activation
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2 RepliesFaction reps would be protected by all the people who haven't gotten a fücking shader yet. Eva Levante would be killed trying to sell useless things to the enemy. Rahool...oh Rahool. I would put all 6 of my Y2 last words in a bag and beat him in the streets. The Vanguard/Shaxx would lawl, hit up the kiosks and introduce the invaders to Shrek. Eris would be yelling some incoherent sh!t about "THE EYES!!" Holiday would try to fight the invaders in one of those sweet white ships...jk loading screen for days. Banshee would be trying to oil everyone up because hes old and crazy. Xur would be rolling in coins from all that heavy ammo. The Speaker would still be ignored and will probably die alone...in a closet...with a belt...autoerotically.
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5 Replies>*Fallen invade tower* >"This Cryptarch guy seems like a loser, let's get him!" >*Rahool laughs* >*Decrypts engrams into Zhalo Supercell, 4th Horseman, and Thunderlord* >*Murders the entire crew* >*Stands over dying Kell as he grasps for ether* >"Always interesting." >Rahool is great, Rahool is groot
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The Traveler, because nobody is getting in that city while the great machine is hovering there.
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Hopefully Master Rahool dies first reedy little sucker
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Speaker. He's irrelevant.
