As title. Everyone talks about him, but WHO THE F-CK IS HE?
Edit: yes, i could have used google. Probably should have, looking at some of the idiocy in the replies. But it was late and i was tired, so i shoved it on here and went to sleep.
It has been funny as hell though.
Edit 2: okay, stop it now. The point has been made, both effectively and...less so, so just stop replying. I get it. He's an over-paid tit who needs to buy some trousers, or whatever. GIVE IT A REST NOW.
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Lol how old are you to not know who he is. He is our lord and savior John CENAAAAA
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1 ReplyAnd his name is [spoiler]Jonathan Cena[/spoiler]
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JOHN CENA IS [spoiler]your mom[/spoiler]
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Edited by sinatra: 10/7/2015 5:24:11 PM[Chorus: John Cena] Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, my time is now It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now You can't see me, my time is now! [John Cena] In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished A soldier, and I stay under you fightin' Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing they could run with my division but they gone fishing - - with no bait, kid your boy hold weight I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan Lay yo' ass down for the three second count [Chorus] [Tha Trademarc] Yeah, uh It's gonna be what it's gonna be Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T Uh - it's a war dance and victory step A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show See what happens when the ice age melt You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps I rock a timepiece by Benny if any The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me A man's measured by the way that he thinks Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth [Chorus 2x] [spoiler]i know all the words[/spoiler] [spoiler][i]all[/i] of them[/spoiler]
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Idk probably some stupid sales man
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Some say he's a man others a myth but what he truly is, is a man like no other
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Sometimes I watch wrestling when I need a laugh.
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1 ReplyThe beginning of the end of the last era that wrestling was even minor entertainment. He represents the downfall of what made wrestling at least late night trash.
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[u]ITS THE SUNDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN[/u]
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John cena is just you know JOHN CENA
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AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!
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Idk I've never seen him before...huehue
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I laugh if i see anyone older than 8 watch wrasstling.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUQ3nVoN-ko
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14 RepliesHe use to wrestle in speedos when I was a kid, then he became a white rapper wannabe. He's grow popular since the rock and stone cold retired from fake wrestling. He's filthy rich now and has acted in a few crappy low budget movies. But he's kinda a strange dude, my girl watches the Divas reality show and he comes off strange. I watched wrestling as a kid but grew out of it and now watch real sports like Football and MMA.
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1 ReplyPeople don't even know who he actually is. His real name.... [spoiler][b][i][u]IS JOHN CENA[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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JOHN CENA
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I'm depressed because of this thread. No one has even referenced JOHN CENA. Rip flud
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Edited by Smiggles: 10/7/2015 2:04:40 PM[b] [/b]
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3 RepliesAre you a supporter of the US Military? Because an American veteran needs your support!
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Nincompoop
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Fun fact: John Cena has the record for the most wishes granted through the Make A Wish Foundation. He has either exceeded 500 or is nearing that number. Being a fake wrestling meathead aside, he sounds like a really nice guy.
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JOHN CENA .....Do do do doooo do do doo dooooo