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Edited by Ninjabird00:
5/7/2016 3:07:07 AM
2155
I am reviving my marriage thread. Come get a spouse!
[u][b]Read the rules before posting[/b][/u]
Don't be too specific and don't name anyone. For example: "I want Jennifer Lawrence" will get you ignored.
Tell me if you want a guy or girl. Don't tell me your gender just tell me what you want.
Any mention of tits, boobs and you will get someone unattractive. The same thing will happen if you refer to girls as bitch, slut and so on. If you comment normally then I will give you someone nice
You are allowed one male, one female or a male/female couple. No two wives or two husbands.
If you want a new spouse then you need to get a divorce and say why you got one.
When you know the rules please post and we'll begin.
Edit: I forgot to mention that if you want an anime girl I will give you one.
Edit: I can't keep track of everyone so if you want another wife then tell me you got a divorce first.
Edit: 6500 replies!
Edit: Make sure to tell me you got a divorce before asking for someone new.
Edit: Need to clear something up "Girl who likes anime with black hair and green eyes with good personality" is too specific and if I see this again I will just give you a random girl.
Edit: New change, any mention of ass or booty and you get someone ugly. And more more saying "assets" to me that means ass and boobies and if I see that you know what you'll get.
Edit: [b]NO INANIMATE OBJECTS [/b] I don't give a -blam!- if you're into attack helicopters.
Edit: If it doesn't come from me ignore it. And for those who think it's funny to hijack my thread you could make your own thread and you can marry people to toasters for all I care.
Edit: No longer accepting the cheating excuse. Come up with something different.
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyBrunette female, please
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1 ReplyHe's back! Yay! A member of the human female species please
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1 ReplyFûck it. I'm game. Female plz.
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1 ReplyI want a hot woman who was in X-men as Mystique and the hunger games....
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Edited by Flat Chest Enthusiast: 1/13/2016 2:49:17 AMBrunette please [spoiler]my latest wife got killed by a train[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm into attack helicopters, and I'm very offended you would exclude them from your thread. *types up 2015 hurt feelings report*
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1 ReplyAnything with a pulse
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2 RepliesMy wife got ran over by a train, I need a new one ASAP!
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1 ReplyI want at least two Asian chicks. [u][b]At least two[/b][/u]
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2 RepliesFemale.
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1 ReplyGive me a nice Apache attack helicopter with stainless steel rotary blades and .50 caliber high speed rotary turrets.
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2 RepliesSo basically this is a human slave trade thread where men and women are being forced into marriage? Cool, muted.
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3 RepliesEdited by gsRuckus: 1/13/2016 12:51:12 AMWhat's your problem with homosexuality?
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2 RepliesLast wife went missing, absolute last time
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2 RepliesI love British girls.
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1 ReplyNeed someone who likes dank memes
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1 ReplyFemale please.
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1 ReplyA girl who likes to swim and has small boobs and blond hair
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1 ReplyLol Alexis Texas
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5 RepliesEdited by BlindSwift: 1/11/2016 7:57:58 AM[i]Looks over post[/i] Allright I didn't see humanoid like species aka alien so why the hell not female if you would
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6 RepliesAn assassin chick maybe?
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8 RepliesCute blond haired girl who likes soccer
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1 Replycan't remember of i've been on this thread before but just for assurance, i got a divorce with my wife because she pulled a gun at me then robbed me. so now i'm looking for a new wife
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1 ReplyFemale?
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1 ReplyHoney boo boos mom.
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2 RepliesHello. My name is tr-8r And I'll sick spin you baby come get some of my big long [spoiler]shock baton[/spoiler]
