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Edited by Ninjabird00:
5/7/2016 3:07:07 AM
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I am reviving my marriage thread. Come get a spouse!
[u][b]Read the rules before posting[/b][/u]
Don't be too specific and don't name anyone. For example: "I want Jennifer Lawrence" will get you ignored.
Tell me if you want a guy or girl. Don't tell me your gender just tell me what you want.
Any mention of tits, boobs and you will get someone unattractive. The same thing will happen if you refer to girls as bitch, slut and so on. If you comment normally then I will give you someone nice
You are allowed one male, one female or a male/female couple. No two wives or two husbands.
If you want a new spouse then you need to get a divorce and say why you got one.
When you know the rules please post and we'll begin.
Edit: I forgot to mention that if you want an anime girl I will give you one.
Edit: I can't keep track of everyone so if you want another wife then tell me you got a divorce first.
Edit: 6500 replies!
Edit: Make sure to tell me you got a divorce before asking for someone new.
Edit: Need to clear something up "Girl who likes anime with black hair and green eyes with good personality" is too specific and if I see this again I will just give you a random girl.
Edit: New change, any mention of ass or booty and you get someone ugly. And more more saying "assets" to me that means ass and boobies and if I see that you know what you'll get.
Edit: [b]NO INANIMATE OBJECTS [/b] I don't give a -blam!- if you're into attack helicopters.
Edit: If it doesn't come from me ignore it. And for those who think it's funny to hijack my thread you could make your own thread and you can marry people to toasters for all I care.
Edit: No longer accepting the cheating excuse. Come up with something different.
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1 ReplyA chick that wants to play Xbox ;)
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2 RepliesAnime girl....
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2 RepliesLight frame red hair woman? That's as good as it gets for me.
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3 RepliesShort, bitchy, and impossible to please...
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2 RepliesMy last wifey on our trip to Antarctica got eaten by penguins and I couldn't save her I almost got eaten too. Can I have another one maybe with blonde hair blue eyes and looks like she would be nice to talk to
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1 ReplyI don't need a spouse. Only my sick spins and the blood of traitors
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3 RepliesHot Emo girl
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1 ReplyBrunette
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1 ReplyRedhead Girl
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1 ReplyI want a man. Looking for an FBI agent with a sense of humor.
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1 ReplyA woman. Nothing emo. Please no emo.
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3 RepliesA girl preferably with blonde or brown hair (not both) and looks like they would be fun to hang out with
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3 RepliesHow do you revive a thread?
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11 RepliesThis right here is what i want after a crappy day.
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I am selling attack helicopter attachments semi legally,buy them,roofi your spouse,strip them,call doctors office and we'll attach,phone number is 1867 -rotors-4-5pou5es
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6 RepliesA hot guy ;)
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3 RepliesI'm looking for someone who can give an awesome colonoscopy... Maybe even a finger or 5 would be nice.
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1 Reply[spoiler]I think my wife ran away. I was gone from the forum too long.[/spoiler] Ahh...give me a girl who looks like she'd be intelligent. Maybe even nerdy!
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1 ReplyMeh why not. Girl.
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1 ReplyMean lookin but fine white girl
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3 Replies
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1 ReplySomeone tall. Since I'm only 4'11 Brown eyes too
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1 ReplySure lol [spoiler]Brown hair green eyes?[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMy last man got mauled by a lion on our honeymoon safari, can I have another? Preferably one with black hair.
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3 RepliesEdited by tc_bendy: 1/13/2016 1:22:42 AM[spoiler]girl[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBrunette female, please
