You are tied to a chair and some dude is holding a gun at your head. He asks you why you deserve to live. How do you answer?
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3 RepliesEdited by contra: 8/25/2015 4:20:50 PMI think the better question should be, why do [i]you[/i] deserve to live? You are just about to kill an innocent man who has his whole life ahead of him. I could take the U.S. Economy out of debt. I could be the best president there ever was. I could find a cure to cancer. But you would just end those things with a single bullet. You are no better of a man for killing someone. You are just worse.
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1 ReplyI could tell you the answer to the life, universe, and everything.
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2 RepliesI don't
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4 RepliesBecause with the life I live, I can spend it serving the Covenant with honor in my veins.
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1 ReplyI would say why do you deserve to end my life?
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4 RepliesNo one in a large radius of me deserves to live, now if you'll excuse me. ALLHU AKBAR!!
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4 Repliesevery 60 seconds a minute passes in africa donate to stop this!!!
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8 RepliesCause I'm a time lord [spoiler]regeration[/spoiler] ur screwed
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1 ReplyBecause if I die, surely you won't enjoy it [spoiler]Then why do you deserve to live? To kill people who dont?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesStrike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine. [spoiler]inb4icantrememberifthisisastarwarsreference[/spoiler]
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1 Replycz im bob
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2 RepliesI don't
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2 Repliesi don't. go ahead and shoot me. [spoiler]reverse psychology[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI ask "Why do you deserve to live, to point that gun at me? Or to ask the same question you couldn't answer" [spoiler]Im so gud[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBecause I'm tied to a chair and need to be sexed up
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3 RepliesIm not afraid to die
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2 RepliesBecause sir, you've never experienced the power-packed taste of Sunny D
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2 Replies"Nobody deserves to live."
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1 ReplyI don't, now please, let's hurry up with the shooty shooty. I have a tight schedule.
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2 Replies"The choice is yours. In the end, everyone is wrong in the mind. We've all done bad, and all deserve some sort of punishment. If you shoot me, you'll have blood on your hands and a ticket to hell along with it. Now, choose." That's what I'll say.
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2 RepliesCould have been killed in worse way than this. Plus your gun is empty.
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4 RepliesI don't even know why I'm still alive
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2 RepliesNobody deserves anything
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1 ReplyI can't die until I become hokage