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8/25/2015 2:39:15 AM
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Why Do You Deserve To Live
You are tied to a chair and some dude is holding a gun at your head. He asks you why you deserve to live. How do you answer?
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyI deserve to live because i have a portable nuke behind me set to a disarm and dead man's trigger, try touching it. :)
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1 ReplyThere are still more blacks out there to hang. D:
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1 ReplyWhy do I deserve to die?
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2 RepliesI dont
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1 ReplyBecause this post has 666 comments :P
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3 RepliesI LIEK TURTLEZ
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3 RepliesUmmm Because There's a turtle behind u "WHERE?!!?" Hit him with chair and scoots away
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16 RepliesBecause I haven't found a reason to live yet
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13 Replies[[b][u]because... I'm batman[/u][/b]
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1 ReplyI dont
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1 ReplyBecause I'm -blam!-ing Skeletor Myaah.
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1 ReplyI've never fulfilled my goal of traveling across the world. D:
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1 ReplyBecause I have the cure for femnazism.
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1 ReplyHold on a minute, that song on the radio I know it but can't remember it's name arghhhhh WHAT IS IT?!
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1 ReplyYou can do it, but let me say fir- *gets sniped*
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1 ReplyI don't. No one does. Life is only ever valuable because it ends, and that's only when people show their true colors. So don't even bother asking whether someone does, because no matter what sort of higher purpose they may claim to be needed for, is it really important? So no, I don't deserve to live, and neither do you
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1 ReplyI don't know.
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4 RepliesI don't wanna die sober
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2 RepliesI'm not American or Israeli
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6 RepliesIf you kill me... You won't get the code to the million dollars in my safe
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1 ReplyThe reason you should not kill me is that [b]I am not a Brony!!!![/b]
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1 ReplyBecause I'm not Jewish.
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2 RepliesBecuz I eat pussy and have a big dick .. I make women very happy .. Therefore serving a purpose and contributing to the world
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3 RepliesI really fancy some hot wings and the shop is about to close. Pls. I cri
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1 ReplyI'm not done yet.
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6 RepliesWithout me your life doesn't have purpose! I'm the yin to your yang, the joker to your batman! I complete you
