You are tied to a chair and some dude is holding a gun at your head. He asks you why you deserve to live. How do you answer?
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I roll my eyes back and smile really widely, saying "Our salvation is at hand. The darkness will consume all," in a raspy voice. That ought to leave him thinking after he puts a bullet in my skull.
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I would ask him why he deserves to live checkm8 bitch
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3 Replies"Why do any of us deserve to live? We're born, we live, then die. We will eventually be forgotten or looked down upon. Our actions have little impact and little importance, if it wasn't you holding a gun at my head asking me this question then it would be two other people in the same situation. All we can do is to try to make our lives better and happier or worst and sadder. Either way, we bleed which means we die and all the choices we've made and all the things we've done have no more meaning. So you tell me, why do you think any of us even exist?" That's what I would say.
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"Cause your mother misses m-" [gets shot]
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I don't speak, hoping he doesn't miss and mutilate my head region with a poorly placed bullet
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Who said I deserved it or wanted it?
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"I don't... No one does."
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Haven't done anything that I will be remembered for yet.
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I don't. I beg for a quick death
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Because I don't want to put my parents through the pain of burying their son.
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I don't take me out
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I don't, but nobody has succeeded in assassinating me yet ( ;
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I devote my life to others.
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Let me ask you this first, will killing me be a waste of a bullet or not ?
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I probably don't, do what you must
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I guess you could say I don't know why I deserve to live, I haven't lived enough of my life to answer this vital question... Now since you've tied me up and seem eager to shoot I ask you am I worth the bullet?
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I don't [quote]mantra about wages of sin=death and nobody deserves to live but Jesus died for us and forgave us of our sins so we could live on heaven [/quote] So yea
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6 RepliesKilling me will only complete my plan. Pull the trigger at your own risk.
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When you kill me, my bowels will unleash an endless flood of diarrhea that will drown you and anyone else in a Twenty mile radius. Pull that trigger on your own account.
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2 RepliesI have to eat the chimichanga i left in the fridge! !!!!!!
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1 ReplyBecause I hate shows that are stupid
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1 ReplyI better tell you my story then.
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1 Replyi got cookies
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1 ReplyI'd say just shoot me get it over with he'd be helping me out alot.
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4 RepliesBecause [b]I[/b] actually have a gun to [i]your[/i] head
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1 ReplyI deserve to live because i have a portable nuke behind me set to a disarm and dead man's trigger, try touching it. :)