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8/25/2015 2:39:15 AM
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Why Do You Deserve To Live
You are tied to a chair and some dude is holding a gun at your head. He asks you why you deserve to live. How do you answer?
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyMy ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same?
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Because I Praise the Sun! I would demonstrate for the gunman, but unfortunately, I would be tied down.
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Because [spoiler]I like tacos :([/spoiler]
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The theory of all time being in multi universes, at this time I could have a gun to YOUR head , making you beg for mercy. So what I have to say is, [i]Why should YOU Live? [/i]
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Our pasta, who art in a colander. Draining be thy noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum. On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our Garlic Bread, And forgive our indulgences, As we forgive those who make reality TV. And lead us not into vegetarianism, But deliver us some pizza, For thine is the Meatball, The Noodle, and the Sauce, Forever and ever. R'Amen
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Because I am his time traveling dad and if he kills me he won't be born [spoiler]Always works [/spoiler]
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because i want to browse dank memes
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1 ReplyKnow what I have always thought to be funny? The suicidal kids and adults always seem to live a full life even if they are depressed their whole life but the people who are very ambitious or seem to have the brightest future are normally are the ones who end up hurt or killed in terrible accidents.
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*Turns rapidly too look at man with great intensity* I MADE PILLOW PETS *Man tucks gun away and hugs me while crying* "Forgive me.... Please make an Arctic Penguin one.... Please..."
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Just do it u -blam!- murtagh[spoiler]meh[/spoiler]
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Here is what I would say: You pull that trigger you miss out on god, what you will, if god's done using me go ahead if not my bible say "touch not my anointed" and it also says "god is my fortress" and you make the choice, spare me and see what god has for you or kill me and lose out on god because I'm not getting older just closer to home.
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Edited by ShowMeMercyPapi: 9/10/2015 2:56:07 AMI don't. And neither does he. [spoiler]AND NEITHER DOES HIS SON! *detonates bomb in dude's wife's stomach that kills her and the baby. The bomb was from a sandwich I gave her earlier. [/spoiler]
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I am ice cream and i shouldn't be shot I shall be eaten
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1 Replyhn...hnnn...wh..why..whyyy cant we be frieends.. why cant weee be friends?
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Because, fukc death.
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Necro
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I DONT. #EDGY
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"Deserves got nothing to do with it."
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Because I can.
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Edited by Masshole: 8/29/2015 10:27:18 PM"You won't. You're a pussy and won't do it. Go ahead...pull the -blam!-ing trigger!"
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If I deserved to die, then I would have died from choking on the umbilical cord.
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I don't.
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I don't
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I am immortal
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WARNING: SOME MAY FIND THIS OFFENSIVE. [spoiler]Because I'm white.[/spoiler]
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Whoever paid you to do this, i will triple the amount if you let me go
