I'm making a group for all his slayers. This group is EXCLUSIVE to those who have killed him. Don't lie because I know the secret way to find out if someone has his grimoire card or not. I will be checking EVERYONE!
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#Recruitment
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Never forget
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It took time. A lot of time.
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Bump ;)
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1 ReplyXylar bows down to me so I don't have to slay him m8
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You disappoint me Smoggy.
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1 ReplyOne hard boss to beat, lost sleep and friends trying to take down his shield.
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By far the most over killed joke. You guys are worse than thorn users, just let it die already
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xylar doesn't exist and this is bulls***...
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11 RepliesIs this a troll or not. Is Xylar real? I can't ever get a real answer.
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Fake asf shittiest troll
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Really easy!!
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I have it's so easy
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Can this joke just die already? It wasnt funny the first time it was told and it isnt funny now
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1 ReplyI killed him on 7/7 exactly 7 times at 7am and 7pm
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Birdman has defeated Xylar twice in 3 separate dimensions. Each attempt took Birdman and his Fireteam around -12 hours to complete. Xylar doesn't mess around. But neither does Birdman. ( * v * )
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2 RepliesI didn't know that SmoggyPluto (or his doppelgänger) was a moronic Troll!? **drops mic, leaves the little circle of ham-fisting jerkers due to inappropriate behaviour**
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I beat him and I got the Sax Nymphoclast
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Sure.
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Took my team 94 hours but worth it.
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11 RepliesWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have the top K/D on both consles, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Oryx, and I have over 200 confirmed solo kills. I am trained with the Traveler and turned him into my pupil. I’m the top sniper in the Rusted Lands, Shores of Time, and Anomoly. You are nothing to me but just another dreg. I will wipe you out the same way I wiped Crota out and convince him to start carrying a sword . You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting the president of Bungie and your gamertag is being traced right now so we can be matched in our own private match, maggot. You’re -blam!-ing dead, warlock. I can kill you in over one hundred ways, and that’s just with my Khovstov. Not only am I extensively trained in the Crucible, but I have access to the entire arsenal of current, past, and upcoming exotic weapons, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your ass off the face the moon, you little shit. If only you could have known how many Truth rockets that little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Nova Bomb all over you and you will drown in the space magic. You’re -blam!-ing dead, Titan.
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2 RepliesI have killed Xylar exactly 1337 times. I think I'll take a break until the Taken King releases. Xylar can only take so many boots to the ass, you know? :D
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Me. I got the 666 vestian dynasty scout pistol
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1 ReplyHaven't done it since the patch. Now that he can hit you while in the safe spot, I stopped trying. Quitting out after Atheon saves sooo many hours.
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I got the sword and a blacksmith shader from him
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1 ReplyYeah got a dodge f-150 gun from beating him