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Edited by Jin:
8/14/2015 11:12:31 PM
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New criteria to join my fireteam because xur
Must have:
3600 grim
Gjallarhorn
Fatebringer
Surplus sniper
Flawless raider
100 raid completions
Full auto shotgun
Must have the letters mlg in your Gamer tag.
Lv 34 with no poe gear(trials gear is ok)
Exotic emblem, crota emblem, and skolas emblem on your main character (will be inspections)
Can't have the letters B,S,R,U,K in your name
[b]Failure to meet any of the requirements will lead in immediate kick from my patrol team[/b]
You have been warned....
[spoiler]Shanks for reading kind xurs [/spoiler]
English
#Destiny
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5 RepliesI bet with out looking he plays on Xbox.
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1 Reply[quote][spoiler]Shanks for reading kind Xurs[/spoiler][/quote] I see what you did there...
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1 ReplyDamn I'm a hundred Grimoire points short. I wanna play.
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1 ReplyYou have a b in your gamertag
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2 RepliesMust have God of War shader; but not equipped... Must run the Crucible with Hopscotch Pilgrim until someone complains on the forum... Must have a blue eyed Asian girlfriend.... Must know the first rule of fight club.... Must drink 8 Red Bulls, 1 pot of cowboy coffee, and a 8 oz. glass of whole milk before starting... Must be on record as an opponent of dogs and cats getting married.... Must be able to recite the Gettysburg Address backwards... Must change the language setting on your gaming console to Latin... Must play with a cherry lollipop clutched between the toes of your left foot... And finally you... Must have never posted anything to this forum asking for a nerf, buff, petition, or mentioned the word crutch.... :-)
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Must complete chicken dance on Hard Mode. Must love Guy Fieri. Must play all activities with one sock on (left or right, up to you) No bathroom breaks. Must whisper "I love you" to each of your team members after a win. Must demonstrate Replication Technique before graduating. Must make blood pledge to the Cult Of Ulnok and wear pink every Thursday at 0430. Must have collected all eight gym badges from your respective region to proceed.
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1 ReplyMine are pretty extreme. Must play destiny. Must have a weapon from each type.
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Must use a guitar hero controller in place of your real controller if I don't hear that guitar clicking your getting kicked
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2 RepliesI win
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2 RepliesMust have khostov Must be 18+ female Must have husk of pit Must have mk44 stand asides Must have fully maxed murmur Must be blasted out of your mind Must not have a mic(dance and point) If you have a mic must be constantly chewing Fritos with mic 1 in. From face Must have conversations during raids that have nothing to do with raiding
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Who are you ? I'll find someone else that simple
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU -blam!-BOI?! [spoiler]juts kitting. I also appreciate this b8 m8[/spoiler]
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Yeh I have to agree that you don't want any scrub on patrol with you. Well done for standing your ground mate. [spoiler]I have no H8 M8 and I apreci8 this B8.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMUST have Fate of all Fools.
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I concur.
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Edited by Jorden: 8/14/2015 11:51:52 PMThe end pun was... no But i meet all requirements except for the last 3
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1 ReplyIt's ok, nobody wants to play with you anyways
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1 ReplyScrub :)
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4 RepliesIf people weren't able to know this is obvious satire..well nvm that won't happen right?
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesSooo... You're a picky Lil b¡tch?
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5 RepliesI hope you like being forever alone and hated you special little elitist snowflake. Only the top 5% of the Destiny community would pass your requirements, and they would most likely be people that have done nothing with their lives for the past 6 to 8 months. Add a #satire to this post before you are viewed as a salty kid who has no fine line between the digital and real world.
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Sorry not sorry
