Gjallarhorn the mighty! Gjallarhorn the unerring! Gjallarhorn the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Gjallarhorn, born of Twilight Gap, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Guardians, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Gjallarhorn cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the Traveler! The future of Earth!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Gjallarhorn is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Dark overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Does the Darkness take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Speaker do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Speaker's machine enforces the will of the Darkness! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Light! Rise up, Guardians! Embrace the word of mighty Gjallarhorn , he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Darkness or their toadies, will rule earth! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Gjallarhorn! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Gjallarhorn, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Tower! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Gjallarhorn! I alone have been anointed by the Nine to spread his holy word!
Get a grip and get over it, Whether a ghorn randomly dropped for you or you played the weekly strike to EARN the strange coins to buy it what does it really matter? Yes you will have a lot of people running around claiming there boss because they have a ghorn but it only means raids and strikes will be done faster.. PS: Quit the game nobody will be sad to see you go.
It's one thing for people to think you're an absolute douchebag... it's another entirely for you to post this shite and confirm it.
#ErasingAllDoubts
#ByeFelicia
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Man the feminine wipe business must be booming with all these sandy vaginas.
If this ruined your experience then you're a sorry, whiny gamer that none of us want to associate with.
Bye.
Dude how did it ruin your expirience? Some people that grinded and never got it are actually happy now. And some people can now do skolas easier until the nerf comes so deal with it
Hahaha why because the most over powered gun is going to be nerfed? Whoopty do, that's destiny for you. Get something nice and the next day it's an awful pile of crap. I'm glad people like you are leaving. All you people do is complain, that they got it to easily. It's RNG everyone has the same chance of getting it. Just now people can buy it. RNG is helping everyone out whether they are a vet or a newby. What's the problem with that?
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