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Edited by Mesprit:
9/25/2015 6:49:28 AM
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How to get a bf?? Help pls.
flood how do I acquire a bf?? I'm challenged when it comes to this stuff :(
Thanks for all the legitimate advice, and the jokes! ;)
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This advice seem pretty solid.
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You open the gate.
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1 ReplySuck anyone's dick.
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You play destiny so just find a guy that plays games. Problem solved.
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6 RepliesEdited by Guardian4197: 8/27/2015 10:11:44 PMUmmm kick the guy out that you woke up with that had a boner on your back. This was a conversation in another thread
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Tits or gtfo
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1 ReplyFind this guy... https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/149732781/0/0
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Uhhhh... Xbox.com?
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Walk up and hook up Never fails
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Farmersonly.com
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K so first you find them on face book (note this only works for 4/5th grade) then you become friends with them irl. After that you get their number and start texting them/stalk them. After a while say I love u, he will say it back, and that is it. Trust me it works everytime.
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1 ReplyGet a sex change Become gay Find Caitlyn Jenner
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I'm assuming you're a girl. If you're even close to attractive, just talk to someone. Guys want a girlfriend way more than you want a boyfriend.
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1. Find male 2. Kidnap said male 3. Hold knife and gun up to said males head while he screams 4. ??? 5. Profit
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Have you tried Match.com instead of asking the flood.
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1 ReplyGo up to a boy Remember always smile you'll put them off if you don't Start with causal banter Offer to buy drinks so he can buy drinks (cuz once you offer he'll get pressured because he doesn't want a girl to pay cuz it's rude) You'll both drink whatever you want Now lean in close to him and whisper in his ear [spoiler]GIMME DAT DICK BOII!![/spoiler]
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3 Replies1. Walk to potential BF 2. Say 'Ayy bby, u wan sum fuk, while clicking your fingers so that they end up pointing at the potential BF (you know how I mean) 3. ??? 4. Profit
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2 RepliesTalk to them if you don't know it most boys are to shy to say hi..
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Be attractive
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If you're a girl, I assume you are, you don't have to try hard. Every guy has a type(s). Find the weakness and infiltrate.
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1. Have boobs 2. Done
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Kidnap one and you're good to go
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Go to the nearest beach and parade around in your underwear.ahahahahaha.
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Expose the golden path to your vag. They will line right up. [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm just gonna leave this here.
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You want advice huh
