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Edited by Mesprit:
9/25/2015 6:49:28 AM
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How to get a bf?? Help pls.
flood how do I acquire a bf?? I'm challenged when it comes to this stuff :(
Thanks for all the legitimate advice, and the jokes! ;)
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1)start online dating profile 2)wait for countless virgins, people who need a massive dose of vitamin D, social retards, and old men to message you 3)Choose the least creepy one
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Toast/envelope method
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1 ReplyEdited by Darth Trump: 8/28/2015 2:11:15 AMTwerk it on the flo. I hear that helps. Seriously, my wife says" men are like dogs. If you feed em, they're yours" hope that helps.
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Edited by Les Jests: 8/28/2015 4:23:10 PMAsk Engra... Hehehe...
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See look at dis. A girl did it for me and It worked. Step:1. Get rufenol Step:2. Put some in his drink. Step:3. Marry him
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1 ReplyIf your a girl typically if you ask a guy they'll probably say yes. Ps I'm a guy baby ;)
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1 Replypost your grimoire score on your shirt and watch the fellas roll in.
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Suck his weewee
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Be a grill
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[quote]Buy him with Septims[/quote]
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17 RepliesI find it funny how we want the same thing and trying to find the right person
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Step one: Go to mall Step Two: stand out in open Step Three: Try to touch your elbows together Works 90% of the time* *not actual science
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Look good, be confident, be nice. Have the same interests.
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Edited by Pesky Moth: 8/28/2015 4:40:01 AMSend me a nude, I'll be ur dude.
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1 Reply1. Don't be shy 2. Be funny 3. Make sure you make it obvious that you like him 4. Find similar interests
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Just be chill and be yourself. The only suggestion I can make is don't date an asshole, find a gentlemen who knows how to treat you and is nice.
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I can help with that one
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19 RepliesSo I was driving with one of bros, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so fukking hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big phaggot. I kissed him and call him a big phaggot while laughing.
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Ask any dude most of them are single and even the not single ones will go out with you. [spoiler]just sex ppl up guys will bend over backwards for it[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk the perfect guy for you will find his way one day soon good luck.[/spoiler]
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Walk up to him Make sure he's as single as a slice of cheese Ask out in date if you like him give him a kiss at end Boom Sometimes guys like or need a confident girl
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Sell them bacon and video games. It usually works. Or for me at least...
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Met a nice guy in tower not a joke
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Edited by Guardian4197: 8/28/2015 12:26:27 AMUmm I commented earlier but legit you could basically tell any guy you like gaming. If he likes gaming you're set Also, just noticed the sweet mother sweet mother in your description. Someone was part of the dark brotherhood
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Use the toast/envelope method, but I'm not sure if it works the other way around
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I literally saw this post and saw one beneath it that was about the same thing, but the person wanted advice for a gf
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This advice seem pretty solid.
