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Edited by Mesprit:
9/25/2015 6:49:28 AM
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How to get a bf?? Help pls.
flood how do I acquire a bf?? I'm challenged when it comes to this stuff :(
Thanks for all the legitimate advice, and the jokes! ;)
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2 Replies[spoiler]show us ya tits[/spoiler]
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Make a sign saying "Open For Business", Lie down, spread legs. Like a Venus fly trap, grab the first one to come along and land.
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Duct tape their moth shut so they can't say no
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With a gun.
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Let him come to you. It's unorthodox for the girl to ask out the man.
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Just make sure youre confident and find you gay male partner. lol
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Well go to the guy you like and talk to him. And if u dont like anybody then dont rush it either. Just wait for it. Its works for me all the time with girls.
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5 RepliesTry #Recruitment
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150957926/0/0/1
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Don't be easy sleazy (; & don't be desperate or nothing will work out
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1 ReplyI imagine you'd have guys lined up to your front door, I dunno much about you (actually I don't know anything about you..) but after seeing you in that selfie thread I'd definitely say you're the most attractive forum user! I mean I can't stop looking at that selfie.. I may've screen shotted it.. Yeah, that's what single Internet guys do when they find stunningly gorgeous Internet girls..
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Go to the mall and peel a banana and eat it very sexual. Your welcome!
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3 RepliesBut you told me you only liked girls....
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At this point you might as well buy a 12 pack of beer, make a lot of bacon, and sit in a lawn chair next to a sports bar with a sign saying "boyfriend wanted: abusers, husbands, alcoholics, and assholes need not apply"
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roast/envelope method.
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6 Replies1. walk to male of your choice 2. Do quest for him 3.get amulet of Mara 4. ask 5.Profit?!?!?!
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Well just hit on a person of your choosing and slowly get more touchy until he touches you [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHere's a protip: change your name to Molestial Spirit.
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Edited by I ThreeBones I: 8/31/2015 4:12:34 AMIdk I'm a guy, try praising the sun
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1 ReplyLose some weight, no one likes a fat chick.
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Depends on what you are looking for
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1 Reply>show him boobies >profit
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3 RepliesStep 1. Don't do what tearfulflower did. Step 2. repeat step 1.
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Again another post with over 2000 replies! Ha! You are popular confirmed I won case closed.
