I want to get something straight with you snooty hot-shot Hunters.
Why do you guys always try to act so cool on a video game? What do you accomplish from that?
While we're talking about Destiny, let's dive into the few tidbits that aren't very well known.
The things that Hunters have that make them "cool" aren't even original. For example-
Blink- this was taught to you guys by Warlocks.
Invisibility- Vandals and Captains were doing it first. (Since the Fallen were around since the beginning, and Hunters were not... We all know where I'm going with this.
Cloaks- little did anyone know (except for Grimoire readers) Warlocks wore cloaks first. But it doesn't end there. Warlocks wore bones of celestial beings (Ahamkara) for strength before Hunters did.
P.S. Stop trying to act tough if you Hunters can hardly kill a baby Ahamkara, while we can kill legendary ones. Single handedly.
[spoiler]This post is aimed towards those douchebag types of Hunters.
If there is any Hunter out there who has any sense of respect for themselves and doesn't make a fool out of themselves on a video game, write a comment saying "Titans have sexy af skirts"[/spoiler]
Edit: fixed title in hopes to not provoke every Hunter in the wild.
2nd/4th edit: this post isn't aimed towards the Hunter class, just those players who act like jackasses. Lately, people think this is all coming from PvP. The only thing that can be even slightly hinted towards PvP, that I've mentioned in this post, is the Cloaks.
3rd edit: It's come to the time where I've actually gotten hate mail sent to my private inbox. Nah, you sexy beasts, I'm not mad. Mad isn't my thing. But you can still try to make me mad.
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I love my hunter after all I am always a rouge-like player in every game.
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1 ReplyWhy skirts? My friend calls them Booty Capes
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3 RepliesI think someone got mad at a hunter in the crucible and is overreacting. Nevertheless; 100% tears collected, bounty complete.
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17 Replies1: We never learned blink from the warlocks, we figured it out ourselves. 2: We didn't know about the Fallen at the time, so our invisibility is still original. Cuz logik. 3: Warlocks did not wear cloaks first. 4: All lockies are dead now. And for the record, I could kill legendary Ahamkara, much easier a young one. But I choose not too because I'm nice like that. Now I'm friends with Ahamakara. [spoiler]Get it, #1?[/spoiler]
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[quote]douchebag types of Hunters[/quote] You realize this makes you seem like a total douchebag Right?
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29 RepliesSo when I was at the University of Iowa, several people, including myself, bought Nerf guns for impromptu battles in the hallways when we had free time. Mostly this was all good, clean fun, except for two of the guys down the hall, my roommate, and I. We all thought, rightfully so, that factory built Nerf guns are bullshit. They’re weak, darts are too -blam!-ing light, the barrels cause too much friction, which makes them inaccurate and slow, and you have to re-cock them after each shot. That’s some -blam!-ing bullshit right there. So we fixed it. We bought new, higher tensile springs. We bought PVC pipe and lubricant. We put BBs in the tips of our darts, and my roommate and even put in a second spring to automatically cock the gun,essentially turning them from bolt action pieces of shit into semi-automatic friendship-ruiners. So when I moved back to Chicago, and into the apartment, I obviously brought my Nerf guns (my roommate gave me his when we moved out), and I obviously attacked my roommates the first opportunity I had. OBVIOUSLY this led to everyone buying Nerf guns and modifying the shit out of them. However, some of us were terrible shots, so certain measures had to be taken to make it possible for them to keep up. Brad practiced in his room every day, Josh built an extended clip for his gun, and Kyle bought the -blam!-ing Vulcan and built a 600 dart belt for it because he decidedaiming is for people who can’t fire 6 darts a second (he modded it for doubled firing speed using a small car battery and replaced mechanics). And then there was Paul. Paul was -blam!-ing terrible. Like almost so bad it couldn’t be for real. He once tried to ambush me coming around a corner from 2 feet away and missed by a good 6-7 inches. He literally could have slapped me and he missed. Whatever moving on. So Paul decides to solve his aim problems in the most Paul way possible: online shopping. He bought 500 foam pellets for a marshmallow gun, two dozen foam discs, and a mother-blam!-ing t-shirt cannon. You see, Paul, much like Kyle, decided aiming was for lames. So he would pour foam pellets into the cannon until it was half full, slip in a disc to keep them from falling out, then shotgun people in the face. I was his first victim and boy let me tell you that shit is terrifying. So Paul became the big dog in the house during Nerf battles, and the rest of us found ourselves unable to compete. So we all escalated in our own insane ways. Eric and I, the former champions, modified our guns to fire faster, Brad added an extended magazine to his gun, Kyle built a harness so that he could shoot his -blam!-ing stupid -blam!-ing bullet-storm piece of shit while moving. Josh booby-trapped various parts of our apartment. Suddenly, we were all better than Paul again, so he decided to step his game up. He started making paper cartridges that would explode open once fired. Suddenly, he could actually fire multiple times a minute, which meant once again, he was at the top. It didn’t help that our reluctance to shoot back out of fear of getting shot was allowing him to take his time, therefore drastically improving his aim. So we stepped up again. I smooth out the cocking mechanism on my guns, improving my firing speed even faster. Eric adds more weight to his darts, making them heavier and faster and much more painful. Kyle buys a bigger battery, newer parts, and he perfects his belts, which increases his firing speed to 12 darts a second. So Paul steps up to take advantage of his improved aim and buys something called a Pucker Chucker which basically is a t-shirt cannon except it shoots foam pucks. This means we can’t just shoot at him from the other side of the apartment anymore, so we all step up again. I modify the rail on top to make aiming easier, Eric modifies his grip to make it more comfortable, Kyle and brad modify their barrels to make them more accurate, and Josh jumps on board the crazy train and builds a goddamn under barrel cherry bomb launcher. And this is where shit starts to spiral out of control. Brad starts making smoke grenades, Kyle solves his weakness against close quarters combat by using his battery to create a cattle prod to keep people back. Eric breaks the head off an old golf club to use the shaft as a weapon, I put pins in the tips of all of my darts, and Paul realizes thatthe Pucker Chucker can also shoot real hockey pucks after he steals my bucket of pucks from my room. So it escalated a couple more steps but I’m going to leave them out partially out of a desire to keep moving forward and partially out of shameanywhoozle when we pull out our final contraptions and modifications that day we shifted from light-hearted fun that was a bit too far to literally combat. Josh had a sword. I don’t know where he got it from. That battle was terrifying. Our normal fights were like an hour, two hours tops, then we would clean up, get together in the living room with some beers, and laugh about what happened. Honestly we should have known this was going to happen because when we did this after our previous fight, the laughter was less “haha remember when I shot Josh in the butthole? Classic.” and more “haha remember when I missed your face with that puck? Next time I won’t miss.” So we somehow get into a battle again and this time things go south quickly which is bound to happen when you have a dude in a speedo swinging a sword around while rolling fireworks down the hall. It was literally chaos. There were fireworks and homemade smoke grenades and Kyle made the electrical current in his cattle prod too strong and it was too close to the muzzle of his Vulcan so every few seconds you would just see a flaming dart wiz past and I built a -blam!-ing flamethrower and I don’t know what the -blam!- is going on so I’m just firing it in the general direction of Josh to keep him the -blam!- away. At some point Brad barricades himself in his room, and so we all run back to our rooms and hide. We do this for three days. THREE DAYS. I missed classes. We all had junk food in our rooms, and private bathrooms, so that’s what we sustained ourselves on for three -blam!-ing days. I, however, try to eat healthy, so I ran out of food almost immediately. After not eating for a day and a half, with food literally less than 50 feet from where I was hiding, I decided that I was willing to risk a trip to the kitchen. So here’s something important about our apartment: I was the only one who knew how to cook. I had tried to teach the others, but all that had accomplished was several kitchen fires. This meant when Eric also ran out of food, he knew the only way to get a meal was to make peace with me. So he had snuck down the hall to my door, intent on asking me for help. I did not know he was there. So when I opened the door and saw a crouching figure in the shadows nearby, I assumed, I think justifiably, that it was the guy who had been swinging a sword at all of us the last time I saw him. So I pulled the trigger on my homemade flamethrower, only to see Eric’s horrified face illuminated by the flames for a split second before they hit his torso. Luckily, I was using a scavenged fuel source (computer screen cleaner), so the flames were weak, but still fire is fire and fire -blam!-ing hurts. So Eric is rolling on the floor with first degree burns on his stomach and chest, and I’m freaking out because Eric is my friend and I just set him on fire, so there is now a lot of screaming coming from the hall. Now, to lighten the mood slightly, here’s a personality test. You hear the sounds of fire, followed shortly by screaming coming from the hall outside your room. What do you do? Do you assume the crazy sword guy has finally snapped and is going to kill you all, so you climb out the window onto the fire escape?Congratulations, you’re Brad. Do you hear the cries of pain and grab a first aid kit before sprinting into the hall to help? Hey! You’re Kyle! Do you hear the flames so you sprint into the kitchen to grab the fire extinguisher? You are Paul. Do you come out into the hall to see what’s going on but also bring your sword just in case you have to stab someone? You are Josh and also mentally unstable please put your sword away. So Kyle comes out and he and I start administering first aid and luckily through a combination of the weakness of my fuel source, how quickly I stopped the flames, and the quickness of our treatments, Eric only gets some first degree burns on his torso. Paul puts out the last of the flames, Josh decides he doesn’t want to stab anyone today, and Brad decides that the lack of screaming is a good thing and he comes inside. I spend the next hour apologizing profusely while cooking everyone dinner, and we decide that hey we should probably have some rules for our Nerf fights to prevent this from ever happening again. So we all eat, we establish rules about modifications and ammunition, and at the end of it all, we grab some beers, head into the living room, and tell Josh he needs to get rid of the sword seriously dude where did you get that from?
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1 ReplyCool, we're still better than you. 1v1 me m8 and I'll jack you up like a wallaby.
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1 ReplySays a guy with a hunter
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1 ReplyGot to admit titans do have some pretty sexy skirts
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1 ReplyIma snooty snooty Hunter,even though I respect my fellow Warlocks and Titans. Snooty snooty snooty snooty.....
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1 ReplyWhy do warlocks always come off as douches on the forums. Not gonna throw them all under a bus, but damn.
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I know I'm sexy in my kilt. MANSKIRT!
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Throwing subtle shade at the Titans... [spoiler]Dont make fun of their skirts... Uhh I mean marks.[/spoiler]
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Lol yeah. Hunters are only good at Swordbearing and PVP.
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2 RepliesButthurt detected. Abandon thread!
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I said Good Day, sir! (Quadruple hops away)
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2 RepliesAnswer me this question. Why is it that every other class accuses hunters of acting like douches when they probably never played or ever became friends with one who knew what they were doing. News flash hunters aren't the only class that can be a douche. I suppose this won't work because I'm apparently talkin to a brick head
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1 ReplyIt's funny. All of the things you point out as negatives are what I think makes the Hunter class really interesting. To me, they are the consummate survivers. They are willing to (and do) take anything from anyone that helps them survive, overcome and thrive. They learn whatever skills they have to to get the job done. To me, that's total badass right there
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2 RepliesHunter master race but since I also have a Titan; their skirts are mighty sexy.
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1 ReplyTitans have sexy af skirts, nuff said
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 8/10/2015 1:21:33 AMThe only reason I chose to go as a Hunter was because of their details that define them. Titans are best suited as soldiers and warriors who fill the battlefield and act as (body)guards in secure areas. Warlocks are the clever strategists who concoct plans on the battlefield and are also best represented as treasure hunters who seek out ruins in the pursuit of knowledge of relics and such-not. Thus we arrive at Hunters. A Hunter is best represented as the scout who flanks enemies and lays out well-placed traps. Hunters are the frontiersmen who travel out into the vast wilderness, exploring new areas and ruins. They are adapted to the gritty, hard life that comes with such travels; a hard-bearing lifestyle, so to speak. While I have no disrespect to the two former classes, I'll always feel like a Hunter is what I was meant to play as.
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5 RepliesYou notice who is always prominently featured by Bungie when they show a team of all three classes? Hunters - always up front - always leading the team into battle. Hunters are leaders of the free world. Live with it bitches.
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1 ReplyOh look, a floofing warlock. Ignore him jimmy, don't let him brainwash you with his op abilities that he says take skill.
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Dude stop getting pissed at hunters cause of the lore.
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God I can just imagine your sweaty ass typing away with your cheeto fingers. Please, go outside.
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1 ReplyWhy can't all the classes get along? Hunters explore unknown land Titans are our main offensive and defense Warlocks learn and share the knowledge of how use our light All classes have their part, and they all contribute to it