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Edited by I’m Dunn-4, Exo PDF File:
8/10/2015 6:51:49 AM
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For you snooty Hunter players.
I want to get something straight with you snooty hot-shot Hunters.
Why do you guys always try to act so cool on a video game? What do you accomplish from that?
While we're talking about Destiny, let's dive into the few tidbits that aren't very well known.
The things that Hunters have that make them "cool" aren't even original. For example-
Blink- this was taught to you guys by Warlocks.
Invisibility- Vandals and Captains were doing it first. (Since the Fallen were around since the beginning, and Hunters were not... We all know where I'm going with this.
Cloaks- little did anyone know (except for Grimoire readers) Warlocks wore cloaks first. But it doesn't end there. Warlocks wore bones of celestial beings (Ahamkara) for strength before Hunters did.
P.S. Stop trying to act tough if you Hunters can hardly kill a baby Ahamkara, while we can kill legendary ones. Single handedly.
[spoiler]This post is aimed towards those douchebag types of Hunters.
If there is any Hunter out there who has any sense of respect for themselves and doesn't make a fool out of themselves on a video game, write a comment saying "Titans have sexy af skirts"[/spoiler]
Edit: fixed title in hopes to not provoke every Hunter in the wild.
2nd/4th edit: this post isn't aimed towards the Hunter class, just those players who act like jackasses. Lately, people think this is all coming from PvP. The only thing that can be even slightly hinted towards PvP, that I've mentioned in this post, is the Cloaks.
3rd edit: It's come to the time where I've actually gotten hate mail sent to my private inbox. Nah, you sexy beasts, I'm not mad. Mad isn't my thing. But you can still try to make me mad.
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3 RepliesCould be worse. You could be a Titan.
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MY BUTT IS HURT I INSIST THAT YOU DESIST
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1 ReplyYeah, but: We took Blink and made it deadly We took Invisibility and trampled the Captains We took the Gun and Bound it to Sol We took the Blade and made a god's weapon We took the Bow and bound space We took the land and made it small We took the ways of the fallen, and turned it against them We took Crota and blinded us from his eyes. We took the Vex and made their travel pointless We took the cabal, and everyone still knows jack about them We took the universe, we took the skies, we took the land, and made it so you can only access certain areas in certain planets. Because screw you, we have invisible walls.
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1 ReplyYou forgot to add "good looks" and "incredibly skilled in the art of slicing-and-dicing".
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1 Replygo cry into ur apron and take this blink shotgun to the face bitch
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You're just bad. You need a panic super.
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1 ReplyTitans have sexy af skirts.
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1 ReplyBut we have snipers... Well, the good hunters have snipers... Like MEEEEEEE... But yeah, I'm carving your name on this bullet... It's home? Your skull... And that Ahamkara skull you're wearing... So... Two skulls... Yeah...
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5 RepliesI know you said only the stuck up hunters but you're still limiting it to hunters. Does your personality change based on your class? I'm just very confused by it all
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3 RepliesOP thinks Hunter personalities of snobbiness and vanity in the game's lore translate into real life. OP is therefore fgt
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3 RepliesHilarious and original.
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Lol i have all 3 classes but i'd say i'm most effective with my hunter
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The class system will always cause problems in society.
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I got popcorn Titans
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Us titans standing here like "why they always beefin?"
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2 RepliesWhy do people have to hate on a class?
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12 RepliesLol. Looks like we have a hipster warlock. #youmadbro
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3 RepliesMmmm, salty tears
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2 RepliesLocks and titans be jelly cause they weren't frabjous first [spoiler]honestly I couldn't careless about being better or not but but couldn't resist the opportunity [/spoiler]
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Muted
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1 ReplyImma Titan. [quote]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED[u] PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b] PUT THESE[b] SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND[b] YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES[/b]. THEY ARE[b] GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED! [/b]BEDAZZLED WITH THE[b] STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE[b] ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND[b] THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH![/b][b] YOUR SON WILL DIE! [/b]YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b] YOU WILL[b] TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE [/b]AND YOU WILL[b] MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL[b] F*** THEM UP![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS [/b]AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS[/b]...[b][i]CAREFULLY[/i][/b].... [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR[b] NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING [/b]THEM WITH YOUR[b] ENERGY LEGS[/b]! IT IS[b] YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b] YOU WILL[b] RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE[b] ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET,[i] SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH[/b]! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE [/b]AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM![b] EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED [/b]AS[b] YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY[b] FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i] [/b] [b]PEREGRINE[i] GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b][/quote]
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1 ReplyYou look cute today
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This is a video game, calm tf down
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1 ReplyLol you retards crack me up:)
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5 RepliesHunters cool with cloaks warlocks nerds with bracelets titans meat heads that where skirts
