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8/8/2015 7:25:33 PM
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Create the most useless perk ever
After death, this weapon turns into a flying purple dildo
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#Destiny
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That's not useless *Insert Lenny here*
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DëëJ Nutž: Yells "GOT EM" when dealing the final kill
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"Hitting an enemy with a super ability grants them brief invincibility until you are dead"
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Return to gun- any hits to the enemy bounce of doing nothing and blow up your guns leaving you with only your melee for the rest of the game
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"Dingle-Berry" When coming down from a jump your guardian will pause 10 feet from the ground, you must shake your controller vigorously to reach the ground.
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Going positive in the crucible shuts your console down
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Mulligan
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Shank burn
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2 RepliesYou get infinite ammo when inside Ward of Dawn
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Edited by YFT Zero: 8/9/2015 10:51:06 PMSwiggity swooty You can only fire at an enemies backside (booties)
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1 ReplyAfter a precision shot, you might cause the enemy to get gingivitis.
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Perk: Bruce Jenners Testicles Description: Does nothing
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Turns the gun into a potato gun spewing starch everywhere even though it will deal no damage. Would be a lot of fun though :/
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1 Reply[b]Sharing is Caring[/b]: all damage dealt to enemies is also dealt to the user.
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Edited by mccwrc09: 8/8/2015 8:17:28 PMDance of Death: You deal More damage while Dancing. No time to rest: You lose health while sitting The Point: Kills earn Bonus points while Pointing Hello Friend: Waving at Enemies Give them more health
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When emptied, this gun's magazine will fire the rest of the bullets
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After kills with last word has a 100% chance of playing the good, the bad, and the ugly theme song
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Landing a precision hit on a Minotaur will activate Shank burn for nearby allies.
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1 ReplySkank Burn - Your guardian gets an STD and has to stop to scratch their junk every 2 min of gameplay
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1 Reply*Crucibaby* Kills will thorn automatically create a "nerf thorn, it's too OP" post in the deceased's name...
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[b][u]TOXIC MUFFIN HAS APPEARED[/u][/b] Dealing damage with this weapon buffs enemy's health.
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When riding a sparrow Hold left trigger for boost Hold right trigger to for added boost and accuracy increase Hold left bumper and right bumper to blow up every guardian on the plant
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1 ReplyEdited by KayOsS882: 8/9/2015 7:20:22 PMThe Kim kardashian perks. No one wants it but for some reason its just there. Take up an exotic spot even though it's a very low class weapon.
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Light Adds -1
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1 Reply[b][u]Volatile Light[/u][/b] Rounds over penetrate targets and ricochet off of hard surfaces
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3 RepliesName:.-.-.--...--.-.-..-. Effect: --.-.--.-...-.-.-..-.-..-.-. -selects perk- "HOLY @#$% ALL MY EXOTICS ARE GONE!!!"
