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1 ReplyI once got hit by one of Weaboo Jones's shurikens.
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Getting hit by a minivan
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Burn my leg with boiling water
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1 ReplyRan into a car bumper and looked down to see the front of my leg was torn off. Dented the car too.
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4 RepliesWell had a couple very painful moments. Went an entire day eating nothing but cherry tomatoes. The acidity of the tomatoes made me feel like I was dying for about a whole day. Also face planted the ground while on a bike. Top teeth went through top lip broke nose sides of my mouth were shredded. Woke up to half a trailer park population standing around me. Was confused obviously. They were asking questions I tried answering which I found out quickly something was not normal. Was told not to look around. Realized I was laying in a puddle of my own blood.
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boom bam bop bada bop boom pow
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This is a story... Of mine recently. Riding around in skate park with kindergartener that I know. He stops, so I ride down to him. Right off a ledge. So I land hard and sprain my wrist, and jack up my knee. A couple days later somebody pushes me over on the stairs and I land on my wrist making it 3 times worse. I also hurt my back camping. Don't know how, just did.
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3 RepliesShot, stabbed, Cut open without anesthetic to remove bullet. Chemical burns on the soles of my feet. Have to say, a Dentist giving me too low a dose of that pain-killing shot and then drilling on me has to be the worst. Everything that could be considered worse I went into shock and don't remember it. I can still smell the blood and "burning tooth" smell. nearly 20 years later.
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My dick popping
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Everything that I believed in being crushed.
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Burned all the skin off my side
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Testicular tortion when I was young. It was like a constant kick in the balls
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appendicitis
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3 Replies-blam!-ing breaking my wrists the worst -blam!-ing pain in the universe
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1 ReplyF*cking funny bone
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2 RepliesI was making hot chocolate and boiling water spilled all over my stomach giving me major 2nd degree burns and it took 6 months to heal
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I was bumrushed by shrek
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Having dental surgery. My jaw was broken in four different places with six plates and banded shut for almost two months
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6 RepliesSo I was driving with one of bros, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so fukking hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big phaggot. I kissed him and call him a big phaggot while laughing.
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The spider bite I have rn
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Stubbed toe
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2 RepliesLol.... Kappa
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3 RepliesStabbed through the foot Tore my achilles
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1 ReplyOne of my bones from my right forearm ripped right through my skin when I fell down violently.
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1 ReplyI have multiple tattoos, have had appendicitis, broken arm/toe/finger, had a 300lb defensive linemen dive into my knee, hit in the head by a baseball, attacked by a dog, been impaled in the wrist with a pencil, and shot in face with fireworks. NONE of these compare to stubbing my toe on the coffee table.
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8 RepliesBamboo spear to eye