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Edited by Afterimage:
9/5/2015 3:47:47 PM
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Things you shouldn't say in bed: Destiny Edition
"This is Master Rahool speaking..."
Edit: 500+ comments! jk who cares I don't get why people always do this.
Edit: 800+ replies! & Honorable mention:
Edit: 1000+ replies! Watch me whip, ayyye! Watch me nay naaay.
Edit: 1300+ replies lets gooo!
Edit: 1500+ replies! Do the stanky leeeg!
Edit: 2000+ replies! Cool! #thedream #jk
•[b]Shadow Artiste[/b]
After she spits your load out
"They'll find ways to survive ... they always do"
•[b]ExceedingPillow[/b]
Succcccessss guardian........ *breathes on ur neck* *whispers* succccccccesssss
•[b]AbbysBoyfriend[/b]
~Having sex with your girlfriend = twice a day at least
~Having sex with your wife = RNG
•[b]AboveUsTheWaves[/b]
Not enough players for this activity
•[b]ViscousVenom[/b]
So this is the devil's lair..
•[b]austin7861[/b]
6 of us went down into the pit.
•[b]killer kouki[/b]
"Well, at least its chained up."
•[b]Hashtag88[/b]
"These tunnels go on for miles. We'll never have time to explore them all."
•[b]Ihaznoname[/b]
One final push and victory is yours!
•[b]MVPhil[/b]
Prostitute: Have you heard of the pink garden.
Virgins:We've heard the legends.
•[b]Andrew1096[/b]
*ogre screech*
"I don't want to know what their keeping down there"
•[b]Naughty Mr[/b]
*unbuckles belt*
They stormed the prison of elders...
*drops pants*
...broke out an archon priest.
English
#Destiny
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"I wish I could've saw what this place looked like before the collapse"
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3 RepliesIs it possible? There you are... Penis.....Penis? Heads up Penis. It worked, you're alive! You don't know how long I've been looking for you. I'm a Pussy. Actually now I'm YOUR Pussy. And you... Well, you've been dead a long time. So you're going to feel a lot of things you won't understand. This is Parents Territory. We aren't safe here. I have to get you to the bedroom. Hold still..... Don't worry. I'm still with you. We need to move. FAST.
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"When you hear the Deathsinger's song, you'll know you are close."
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Keep that thing oiled guardian
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Keep that thing oiled, Guardian.
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That wizard came from the moon
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Edited by Coopersoup_UK: 10/9/2015 2:10:51 PM
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Get your rock off my map....
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We've awoke the hive!
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Send in the cavalry
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Can't we stay here with the murderous robots
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The crucible is no place for mercy!
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Bump for later
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Time to put my sword of crota in her Ishtar sink
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Ive always wondered what they're doing up there
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I've released the hive ....bang zoom
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Will you tickle my skolas?
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Lemme pop a heavy
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I wanna take my sparrow into your Hellmouth.
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I'm about to pop my bubble
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I call my penis Found Verdict. Every time i pull my pants down i yell to her "Witness!"
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Something evil stirs within the depths of the Hellmouth.
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I wrecked her with my sword of crota
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You're interesting... Not entirely interesting...
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Guardian down This is my "multitool"
