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Edited by Afterimage:
9/5/2015 3:47:47 PM
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Things you shouldn't say in bed: Destiny Edition
"This is Master Rahool speaking..."
Edit: 500+ comments! jk who cares I don't get why people always do this.
Edit: 800+ replies! & Honorable mention:
Edit: 1000+ replies! Watch me whip, ayyye! Watch me nay naaay.
Edit: 1300+ replies lets gooo!
Edit: 1500+ replies! Do the stanky leeeg!
Edit: 2000+ replies! Cool! #thedream #jk
•[b]Shadow Artiste[/b]
After she spits your load out
"They'll find ways to survive ... they always do"
•[b]ExceedingPillow[/b]
Succcccessss guardian........ *breathes on ur neck* *whispers* succccccccesssss
•[b]AbbysBoyfriend[/b]
~Having sex with your girlfriend = twice a day at least
~Having sex with your wife = RNG
•[b]AboveUsTheWaves[/b]
Not enough players for this activity
•[b]ViscousVenom[/b]
So this is the devil's lair..
•[b]austin7861[/b]
6 of us went down into the pit.
•[b]killer kouki[/b]
"Well, at least its chained up."
•[b]Hashtag88[/b]
"These tunnels go on for miles. We'll never have time to explore them all."
•[b]Ihaznoname[/b]
One final push and victory is yours!
•[b]MVPhil[/b]
Prostitute: Have you heard of the pink garden.
Virgins:We've heard the legends.
•[b]Andrew1096[/b]
*ogre screech*
"I don't want to know what their keeping down there"
•[b]Naughty Mr[/b]
*unbuckles belt*
They stormed the prison of elders...
*drops pants*
...broke out an archon priest.
English
#Destiny
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If there is beauty in destruction, why not also in it's delivery.
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"Little Light"
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3 Replies~Keep that thing oiled, Guardian.
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Foreplay is a PS exclusive.
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Did you break my stealth drive?
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cheeky bump
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"Now the children are frightened anyway."
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Give your will, to [b][i][u]ME!![/u][/i][/b]
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Edited by Myth: 10/9/2015 9:13:48 PMFemale Guardian looks over your package with disappointment: "Well that's ..... Um... Guardian: "It's ok, overall light matters now"
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this isn't a fight, it a massacre!
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Need one more for Bed. Hard checkpoint. Need swordbearer.
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Edited by CollectorOfSouls: 9/18/2015 8:55:58 PM"You're crushing them guardian"
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I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to put a condom on
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3 RepliesI'm picking up an angry girlfriend heading this way. ... She's in a tank!
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It gets better, you get used to the pain... Eris
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"Well atleast she's chained up"
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1 ReplyEdited by BladesofElysian: 8/29/2015 6:33:12 AMDuring sex and she is too loud. "Omnigul silence your screams".
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Want to see my unfriendly Giant?
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Edited by Golden1_1Dragon: 9/20/2015 1:01:26 AM*act as if u got ghallerhorn or some good exotic when ur gf in bed spread her legs* Loses ur shit
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"wipe!"
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You could use a buff.
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Hold on babe, Xur just landed.
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21 Replies"She is weak and desperate, silence her screams!"
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"Good luck getting through the exclusion zone"
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4 Replies2 Lesbian Guardians: Let's have sex CAYDE-6: (whispers) TAKE ME WITH U
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15 RepliesEdited by WhiteSun: 9/9/2015 11:37:16 PMWalking into the room and sees girlfriend playing crucible and raging " I'm going to -blam!- this guy so hard !!! Me : " I hope you are talking about me ;) " Her : " I wasn't talking to you , "little light " Biggest burn I ever got :'( Edit [spoiler] Its official bungie just screwed me over with the little light emblem ... T_T [/spoiler]
