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Edited by THE CHAMP:
7/31/2015 5:30:10 PM
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Blacksmith Shader Giveaway (legit)
I have 50 codes from e3 burning a hole in my pocket
Compliment me for a chance to be a lucky winner
Edit: for those of you wondering I'm not a Christmas noob, I just never really hunted the dead ghosts, in fact the ship on my hunter proves that ;)
Edit: only 25 left, half way through, how about instead of a compliment tell me a ridiculous story from your childhood!!
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#Destiny
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Please give me one
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My mon drop me on the stairs
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Edited by Amojii: 8/1/2015 9:57:58 PMWhen I was 11 my brother thought it be a great idea to give me a Ghost Chilli. Me being a youngster thought Oh great this thing looks awesome... oh how wrong I was. I ended up taking 3/4 of the thing and thought this tastes great but about 15 seconds later my mouth lit up like a whole millennia worth of 4th of July at once. The only way I can describe it was like Satan was had a party in my mouth whilst pissing Acid. Then my brother realised he could get me again D: so he handed me Coca cola and well you can guess what happened. My mouth felt like a forest fire for the next 3 and a half weeks. If anyone laughs your heartless :D My 11th year on this Earth was ruined
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When I was younger I was playing football with some friends in a cul de sac. One of the end zones was a driveway with an old Ford truck in it with a thick steel bumper. I threw a pass and this not highly intelligent kid dove (we had been playing in the street the whole time mind you) head first to catch it. His head hit the bumper in mid air and knocked him out cold. He caught the ball somehow but we had to call an ambulance. He ended up having a concussion and a few dozen stitches. Not sure why he dove, or how he caught it, but he paid the price. Still one of the worst injuries I've seen.
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It was my first time deer hunting and my step dad at the time said to me "why don't you go feel that deer poop and see if it's warm" and I knew he was trying to trick me so I went ahead grabbed the poop and threw at his face. He got furious and ended up leaving my mom. I'm sure that's not the reason tho.
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When i was a very young kid my family moved to California and while they were all unpacking me being a younger boy liked to put stuff in my mouth well i went into the backyard wondering around and came across a certain plant that i ate out curiosity and it turned out later that day i started seeing things that werent there like as my mother tells me i was saying i was seeing hundreds of spiders crawling all around and on me so i was taken to the hospital and it turned out that the plant i ate got me stoned and well thats the first and last time ive ever been stoned This all happening when i was about 4 or 5 cant remember how old i was
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I used to crap my pants till I was 2. It was terribly embarrassing having my own mother clean me up all the time. Still haunts me after all these years
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I put a firecracker in a confetti egg to simulate a grenade. The third one I threw blew up in my hand. I had pieces of egg shell stuck in my hand and in my leg. I was fine but I stopped after that.
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U got a dig bick (;
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When I was a kid my parents took my to the beach to go swimming. It was completely packed with people.. I remember swimming out to the deep end, when I got out there I suddenly had to poo really bad, so bad that I was cramping and couldn't swim... I figured why not I'll poop ittyl just sink! NOPE it floated up to the surface resembling a Campbell's soup can. I swam back to the shore, and could hear the screams of other children and parents yelling to get out of the water.. No one knew it was me but I was still embarrassed as all hell.. I'll never forget that day when the "soup can" floated to shore. Somehow my parents knew... They just knew.
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You are my shining star
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I love you And if i get a shader i will worship you
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1 ReplyWhen I was 11 years old I was walking back from my friends house when I had a sharp pain in my side...it was the Free Willy of greasy dumps. I was running back home as fast as I could, anus nearly bursting at the seams. I knew I couldn't make it, I saw a sign for the ghetto little pit stop store that was about 500 feet from me. I ran into the store at about Mach 3, the guy behind the counter yelled at me to slow down...he didn't know what was about to happen. I couldn't untie my belt fast enough, I barely made it pushing out what felt like a small mammal. After the longest 30 minutes of my life, I go to flush... it clogged... I tried to flush it again...and it started to well up with water...it was overflowing. I ran out the door as not to get covered in doo-doo water. The manager who happened to to be...heavily Hispanic started yelling at me the second he saw the water flow out from under the door. He came over to grabbed the collar of my shirt and started yelling at me in Spanish, I had no idea what he was saying...and he knew it. So he grabbed a magazine from the rack rolled it up and hit me on the top of my head with it. He spoke his first English words at me" "NEVER COME BACK!" I went home trying to find a balance between laughing and crying.
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You're so sweet, unlike your cousin The Annoying Orange
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When I was something like 11 I wanted to write a song with some friends. We called it " kick your ass " and we had a lot of fun writing it. But one day my grandfather heard me singing it, and got a lot angry. He said we shouldnt have said such things, but few second later, talking about a bad man in our city, he said he would kick his ass. I laughed so hard that I was in tears, and still now everytime I see my grandad I say him " I'll kick your ass, grandad ".
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I was in middle school and it was MCAS day (stupid state testing) and we had a supervisor watching who goes in bathroom and who is in line. Only one person was allowed. I go to the bathroom and I had to check to see if someone was on there, and I swear I saw a pair of feet in the stall, so I said "yes" to the supervisor. The line started growing and for about 30 minutes we were all standing there. I was sent to check to see if they were alright, look for a pair of feet and they weren't there. Felt insanely stupid and embarrassed afterwards
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My childhood sucked...ridiculous right?
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What are the small bumps on a woman's breast mean? It's Braille for suck me!
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So I was riding my bike with a friend and I said look I can do it without looking. I ran into a mailbox and slammed my head. Next day we rode are bike again I said I'll ride with no hands. I flipped my bike. Over. Each time my friend was laughing so hard
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Edited by LordKelpyG: 8/1/2015 8:23:13 PM
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Just wanted to share a story from when I was younger that makes me wonder what the hell I was thinking. It was right after my family lost our house and we moved in with one of my dad's friends. I was 15 at the time, and was hanging out with my younger brother (14), my dad's friend's son (14), and some of their friends. We were playing some football, and the sun was starting to set. We had the ball, and we were close winning the game so we did bot want to quit, even though we had trouble seeing things in our way. My brother threw the ball, I went running out to catch it, and when I did and turned around to start running, I ran face first into a barbed wire fence. We came inside a few minutes later with blood pouring down my face, chest, and both arms. I had gotten cut up pretty bad... But we won the game. Anyway, hope you all enjoyed a glimpse into my life. I can't believe it's been 15 years... Keep your Lights strong Guardians.
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Congrats on 4 34s
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as i was a Child at the age of 5 or 6 we were on holiday with my Family and a mosquito flew in my ear...i startet to cry and told my mom to get it out...she did not belive me, but some days later it came out on Natural way and was dead...now 30 years later i still can hear the sound it made and i am Kind of afraid of flying insects xD
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[b]50 Codes?[/b] Fake af
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I once climbed up the outside of my fireplace when I was three. We had those like stone slab things going up the front, and I used it like a ladder. My mom freaked out.
