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5 RepliesEdited by Failure4Life: 11/3/2015 6:04:31 PMI stepped on a stone fish. In that moment I wanted my leg amputated. The memory alone gives me a headache.
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Stepped on a stingray
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2 RepliesWhen i go swimming in the ocean, i dont need to worry about anything. Strong currents? Nope. Deadly jellyfish? Nope. Stingrays? Nope. Sharks? Nah. Tornadoes or some shit? Never. Tidal wave? No way. An angry pike that has an extremely low chance to bite me and maybe give me a little cut? It's possible, yet highly unlikely. I did once step on a sharp rock though. Finland FTW.
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I was out surfing and in Jersey the waves are very choppy. I got side swept by a fairly large wave and fell onto my friends board which in turn knocking her into the water. Under water I felt tugging and was being dragged by her boards rip cord unable to breathe until finally I hit the shallows and she dragged me up while I was throwing up water. Fml
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4 RepliesEdited by joibasta: 9/17/2015 4:15:30 AMGot stung by something. Then went back into the water and accidentally sat on a horse shoe crab. I ran so flippin fast. Wasn't on a beach but same week. Almost got pulled off the boat into shark infested waters while fishing. We left Friday and a hurricane came in after we left.
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4 RepliesEdited by TXginger: 11/3/2015 6:19:01 PMI got chased by seagulls for like a mile! [spoiler]I still get made fun of [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHmm…I'm gonna have to go with having a crab hitch a ride on my hand for about a minute or two. Basically, I was digging a hole, and I notice this small hole along the side of it. I got curious and thought it was a good idea to start digging into that hole with my hand. Suddenly, my one finger starts hurting the way it would if I'd cut it on a shell. So, I yank my hand out of the hole and what do I find? A mother-blam!-ing ghost crab just chilling out dangling on my finger. Worst part about this was my parents' reaction. I'm sitting there in the hole flailing my arm around crying in pain, and my mom glances over, laughs for a little while, tells my dad to get the camera, and then she finally registers that I'm in pain and crying for help. Thanks mom. You're the best.
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Edited by Dresiden: 10/17/2015 3:06:03 PMOh God, the flash backs [spoiler]*sobs in the corner*[/spoiler]
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I got ramed in the stomach by a shark medium sized shark it heart like the devil
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1 ReplySalt water up my nose and out my mouth. [spoiler]EVERY[/spoiler] [spoiler]FAKING[/spoiler] [spoiler]TIME[/spoiler]
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Sharknado. "Sharknado took everything from me."
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When the waves attacked my sand castle. I LIVE OKLAHOMA OK?! I DONT GET TO GO TO THE BEACH!
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I went parasailing and while they were reeling me in they decided to dip me in the water. On the duo they caught the parachute in the water and it got dragged in, pulling me with it. So here's I am tethered to the back of a speeding boat with a parachute dragging me down. Luckily, I'm smart enough to turn away from the boat so I have an air pocket. Finally stop the boat and get me out, everyone's panicking because they just saw water flowing over my head. Ended up nothing happening, but could've been really bad.
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Discoverd my iPod was in my pocket after swimming. ;-; But got a new one in September
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I got cancer
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Super fat bitch in a thong.. When I was 5-8 years old.
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1 ReplyNothing. I watched Jaws so I don't go to the beach.
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Almost drowned at John Beach, NY. Waves pulled me in :/, luckily I had a dude help me out
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Jelly fish
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Alright... This is stupid but funny... So i was young, and idk why but i was trash talking the water and a few seconds later, i was covered in this HUGE WAVE, and i literally thought i was gonna die... Scariest experience of my life. [spoiler]i was like, 11[/spoiler]
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Kappa
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3 RepliesGot -blam!- by a hermit crab he invited me to his shell and defiled me
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I drowned
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1 ReplyEdited by JDeltaWhiskey: 10/13/2015 1:18:12 PMI'm a beach lifeguard. This is why we tell you to swim NEAR A lifeguard. So we can rescue you dumb honky rednecks who come visit our beach