So. I made a previous post here describing Xûr quotes and how he was probably Toland, marred by the same parasite that Eris had picked up from the Hellmouth (Hive herpes, terrible). I thought it was a pretty good theory, but not absolutely true. Until I observed Xûr closely. There are two bands on him arm. One looks strikingly like a Warlock bond. So I post it in my fan facebook group. It gets alot of comments, as expected, but then one of the members showed his Warlock bond. It is IDENTICAL. It is a legendary bond most likely received by way of Osiris. The bond's name is The Other Side of Nothing. Compare a picture of this bond with Xûr's arm, and I promise, you will see Xûr differently. Please do whatever you can to make this general knowledge, and please credit me if so. I hope this blew your mind as I did mine.
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Ya I just checked that out and like the others said he was made up of a Titan a hunter and a warlock mostly likely Toland and has anyone seen anything that looks like a hunter yet I have been looking into this and found nothing
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3 RepliesThis thread has been hijacked by Christianity ;)
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6 RepliesXur was created by the Nine from several different guardians, a warlock, Hunter, and titan, were all used. Toland is likely the warlock.
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Pretty sure Xur is a scientologist
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1 ReplyNo bodie has seen Xurs titan band?
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It also appears that he wears a titans mark
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3 RepliesYou swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions primed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed . You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your under the porch and bites you. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram. You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus. You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of.
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2 RepliesSo Xur has a Warlock bond and that magically proves he is Toland? Maybe I should nab that bond, then I can be Toland too!
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The one vendor who sells sharers and emblems in the tower is wearing the exact same one. And the cryptarch. It's a conspiracy of some sort just not sure you've hit the nail on the head
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3 RepliesCool theory....I hope we get more story in the future. Xur, the nine......the stranger they should expand on these characters. Its not all about guns and nerfs.
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Edited by Un1337ninj4: 8/2/2015 12:28:47 AMXur is an ethereal entity that requires a host, he IS the parasite, not what Eris has otherwise we'd be hearing something more akin to his voice effect on Eris (and tentacles). Not saying you're wrong, but there are undeniable holes in your theory and we need to learn more about The Nine if we are to actually confirm or deny this connection your clues support.
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I'm pretty sure Xür is the merchant from Resident Evil 4.
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2 RepliesXur isn't Toland, if anything its Osiris.
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While this does make sense, I'm kind of disappointed if this is who he really is. I was REALLY hoping the mysterious voice in The Taken King trailer was Toland and that he would be a part of TTK.
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3 RepliesNo. I refuse toland is xur. Due to the fact that he went to go see the death singer.
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5 RepliesToland's journal comes with a strange coin in the collectors edition
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1 ReplyEdited by Please eat Meg: 7/20/2015 8:41:46 AMSide by side comparison of the two. To me, they don't look identical. I don't think it has anything to do with lore but rather Bungie re -using the same/similar pattern but you can be the judge of that. [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/QRltcqB.jpg[/spoiler] ^ side by side sources of pictures: http://digitalwarfare247.com/topic/59060-warlock-character-armor/ and http://www.vg247.com/2014/10/24/destiny-xur-agent-of-the-nine-location-and-inventory-for-october-24-25/
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5 RepliesIdk if you noticed, but Xûr is wearing that bond on the wrong arm.
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2 RepliesHe also has a hood and Mark. I agree, but for other reasons I won't be discussing here... perhaps on [REDACTED] Day when the Flood Protocol goes live.
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3 RepliesActually The Other Side of Nothing is an old vanguard (or maybe it was crucible) bond that was out before Dark Below came out. However it is stated the Toland did go into exile prior to his supposed death in the abyss so it is possible he may have been in contact with the nine before his death. It might also be possible that after he died the Nine brought him back as their slave (hinted by his dialogue saying that his will is not his own).
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I was under the impression xur was a jovian
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3 RepliesSoo if I understand well : SINCE XUR GOT A WARLOCK BOND HES TOLAND? Oh look xur got triangle on his vest, he must be a iluminati or chutulu.
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1 ReplyLook at his right shoulder. Same leather there on the Crota hunter gauntlets. Same shape and pattern